Take the Pregnancy Test! !lol! :D

[willemvanoranje]

http://test.thespark.com/pregnancytest/

My result:

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 6 lbs. 0 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 10%
Most likely defect: no head

Those people think they're smart, don't they?

[This message has been edited by willemvanoranje (edited August 09, 2001).]

 

[CornMaster]

Originally posted by willemvanoranje:
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 10%
Most likely defect: no head

Do you sit next to a Nuclear reactor all day or something???

And no head. They call that a defect!! Sheesh!!!!!

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[stormerne]

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:
Sex: female
Birth weight: 14 lbs. 2 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 1%
Most likely defect: Canadian



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[willemvanoranje]

Another one, Stormerne? How old is your wife?

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[thedirk]

Originally posted by stormerne:
3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:
Sex: female
Birth weight: 14 lbs. 2 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 1%
Most likely defect: Canadian

Canadian is a birth defect ?!?!?!?

Maybe if they mean that in the sense of a mutation that leads to evolutionary advance.

And 14 pounds

 

[thedirk]

Here are my results.

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

2 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 6 lbs. 11 oz.
Length at birth: 6 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 3%
Most likely defect: old-age

 

[Kefka]

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

2 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 18 lbs. 6 oz.
Length at birth: 6 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 12%
Most likely defect: laryngitis


By the way what color was your guys moniter when you peed on it!
Mine was a bright shoking yellow and then black!

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[shadowdale]

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 12 lbs. 12 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 9%
Most likely defect: March of Dimes


Phew I'm not pregnant - for a moment there I was a bit concerned!!!!!!!!

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[willemvanoranje]

Why is it we all get sons, our chromones must be pretty dominant!

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[Iroquois]

Sex: female
Birth weight: 17 lbs. 8 oz.
Length at birth: 6 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 5%
Most likely defect: runny nose

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[goodbye_mr_bond]

Oh my God, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have: 4 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:

Sex: female
Birth weight: 4 lbs. 14 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 4%
Most likely defect: runny nose

(A runny nose?!? I wanted a Canadian!)

 

[Karl Marx the Penguin]

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 14 lbs. 15 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 10%
Most likely defect: March of Dimes

Whew!!

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[Warlord56]

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

2 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 6 lbs. 13 oz.
Length at birth: 6 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 13%
Most likely defect: old-age

old age is a defect, man having a potty trained baby would be good

 

[damunzy]

<FONT face="tahoma">4 children.
Here are some stats about that kid you've got coming down the pipe:
Sex: female
Birth weight: 11 lbs. 9 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 10%
Most likely defect: laryngitis

Am I the first to have a female?</FONT f>

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[willemvanoranje]

Nope, Goodbye_Mr_Bond had a girl too.

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[goodbye_mr_bond]

Actually, it said I am a girl. Must be my sensitivity... Yeah right.

Note to self: Watch more sports channels with hand tucked in shorts. Belch more often. Pork rinds.

 

[willemvanoranje]

A real guy.....

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