Team Fortress 2 Mafia: Game Thread [concluded]

[JohannaK]

Okay. If you are BLU, the RED team is now after you. If you are RED, I'm gonna lynch you tomorrow.

But better be safe, so I'll vote you tomorrow anyway.

 

[dragonprobably]

So, choxorn, can I use that ability called

Kill Everyone Except Yourself

now? Or do I have to wait a day or two before it charges up?

Hey, guys?
I've got this ability called "night kill"... How does it work?
Any help'd be appreciated.

I smell sarcasm.

 

[Verarde]

Okay. If you are BLU, the RED team is now after you. If you are RED, I'm gonna lynch you tomorrow.

But better be safe, so I'll vote you tomorrow anyway.

...

I smell sarcasm.

dingdingdingwehaveawinner

 

[Double A]

Captain, I am detecting large quantities of derp in this sector.

 

[Earthling]

Oh, so you're my secret third-party mafia partner? Okay, then.

Keep in mind the advantage of the Horseless Headless Horseman is having thousands of health and neither RED nor BLU can take him down without planning and coordination

 

[Verarde]

Well, that's why I love my ability, Kill Everyone Except Yourself. I win.

 

[SamSniped]

But my ability, Protect Everyone Including Yourself But A Target would make your ability fail!

 

[Earthling]

It would make the most sense if shouting Boo actually just mass-roleblocked everyone else's abilities for one night.

 

[SouthernKing]

Wait, we can night post?

 

[SamSniped]

If it doesn't say you can't, then you can, and use that excuse if it is changed or someone shouts at you

 

[dragonprobably]

If it doesn't say you can't, then you can, and use that excuse if it is changed or someone shouts at you

We're obviously talking in our sleep, except me. I'm a ghost.

 

[SouthernKing]

We're obviously talking in our sleep, except me. I'm a ghost.

Telepathy. Out of body experiences. Etc.

 

[Takhisis]

Who says I'm sleeping? I'm eating a sandvich!

 

[choxorn]

Alright, Night Over. An update will be up soon, and we'll have result PM's out a bit after that.

 

[Takhisis]

I almost forgot! vote: choxorn.

 

[kill fire]

The sun has set, and he moon shines bright over Well.

Earthling quietly tip-toes towards the BLU base, satisfied in his late-night pursuits, ready for a few peaceful hours of rest. He lightly treads past a boxcar, and makes for the bridge, the last landmark between him and the base's doors. As he crosses, however, he hears a strange splashing noise...

In the morning, the body of Earthling is found floating around out in front of the base, with a big, bloody stain on the back of his vest.

Spoiler :

Earthling was a BLU Sniper.

END OF NIGHT 1. Beginning of Day 2. Day 2 ends in about 48 hours- or more precisely, at 9:00 PM PST/12:00 AM EST/5:00 AM GMT.

1. Backwards Logic
2. BSmith1068
3. Buddhafish
4. CivCube
5. CivGeneral
6. classical_hero
7. DarthCaesar
8. DarthNader
9. DaveShack
10. Double A
11. Earthling Killed Night 1, BLU Sniper
12. electric926
13. Jarrema
14. JoanK
15. Joecoolyo
16. Kennigit
17. MartinLuther Lynched Day 1, BLU Spy
18. Mat93
19. mechaerik
20. Mergle
21. Methos
22. mgsmuhammad
23. mythmonster2
24. NinjaCow64
25. Omega124
26. Optical
27. Red Spy
28. robbiecon
29. RRRaskolnikov
30. SamSniped
31. Seon
32. Skwink
33. SouthernKing
34. taillesskangaru
35. Takhisis
36. Verarde
37. Visorslash
38. Zack

 

[choxorn]

All result PM's sent out. If you didn't get one, it's because you didn't do anything and nothing was done to you, or it's because you did something, but not the kind of thing that would require me to tell you you did exactly what you told me you were going to do anyway.

 

[Takhisis]

Hmmmm, player list, please?

vote: DaveShack what were you up to last night?

 

[mythmonster2]

Ahem. It appears someone tried to explode me last night, seeing as I am down 40 hit points. Care to come out into the light where you can't sneak around and attack people?

 

[DaveShack]

Hmmmm, player list, please?

It's in post 2, but here is a copy with annotations on damage (including claimed and unverified) assuming no healing yet.

Players (36/38 Alive):

1. Backwards Logic
2. BSmith1068
3. Buddhafish
4. CivCube
5. CivGeneral
6. classical_hero
7. DarthCaesar
8. DarthNader
9. DaveShack
10. Double A (down 10)
11. Earthling Killed Night 1, BLU Sniper
12. electric926
13. Jarrema
14. JoanK
15. Joecoolyo
16. Kennigit
17. MartinLuther Lynched Day 1, BLU Spy
18. Mat93
19. mechaerik
20. Mergle
21. Methos
22. mgsmuhammad
23. mythmonster2 (claims to be down 40)
24. NinjaCow64
25. Omega124
26. Optical
27. Red Spy
28. robbiecon
29. RRRaskolnikov
30. SamSniped (down 25)
31. Seon
32. Skwink
33. SouthernKing
34. taillesskangaru
35. Takhisis
36. Verarde
37. Visorslash
38. Zack

vote: DaveShack what were you up to last night?

Chillin' of course. I won't even OMGUS this. (yet)