Dear jb and all GONG funlovers,
As you are correctly gathering, rumors of The Council flying cars and spaceships was greatly exaggerated. Don't despair over the marginal returns on your Great Spybary just yet
I'm sure you'll get your money's worth out of it
at the very least, it's sure to be a great source of cultural improvement!
We'll admit to some hesitation at working with you, as the Council Intelligence Agency long ago uncovered the GONG-BABE cooperation that catapulted you both into the (formerly fashionable) Middle Ages. But now with the BABE armada frustrated and wandering about aimlessly looking for beach party that's not already too crowded (if you catch my drift)
we're wondering if perhaps you're truly interested in other friends?
As a starting point, we'd like to offer you a D.A.B. treaty
Defense Against BABE. We could both agree to some guaranteed peace and to send gold to the other team if they're attacked by BABE?
Would you have any interest in such a deal?
Looking forward to seeing where we can go from here.
All the best,
General_W, speaking with the voice of The Council