The 100 things women say or do that make us not interested.

[Eukaryote]

Post things that women will say or do that leads to splitsville at supersonic speeds. I'll start off:

1. "I don't have an eating disorder. I just put food in my mouth, chew it up, then spit it out."

 

[thetrooper]

2. I love Ayia Napa.

 

[Truronian]

3. "I can't stand guys that play computer games... its just so childish"

 

[Red Door]

4. You're almost as good as my last boyfriend.

 

[Volum]

5. This cat is called Lucy, thats Jarred, and the last there with the bell is Mr. Sparkley

 

[Maniacal]

6. How can you shoot people in games? Ergh.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

7. "I want us to raise a big family."


OT: Of course, that's a matter of opinion too...

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

8 "I have something to tell you...my name is actually Micheal Jackson"

 

[MjM]

9. Ew! What do you mean it's not real?

 

[Maniacal]

10. I have a boyfriend.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

11 Come on, let's go sacrifice some sheep!

 

[TheBladeRoden]

12. "Does the carpet match the curtains"? Yeah, they're the same length.

 

[Truronian]

13. "I'm a nun."

 

[dimaliok]

14. I have something to confess I cheated on you.

 

[Rambuchan]

15. Before my operation, I used to be called Gerald.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

16 There is a slight chance that I am wanted in several states for murder...

 

[Truronian]

17. "How did you know this was my house?"

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

18 Want to hear me play my bagpipes?

 

[Mise]

19. "If you can't do it with your own father, who CAN you do it with, you know?"

 

[TheBladeRoden]

20.Hold on, it's time for my hourly Earth Spirit prayer.