Perfection
The Great Head.
Three people of different nationalities walk into the bar. Two of them say something smart, and the third one makes a mockery of his fellow countrymen by acting dumb.
Perfection said:Three people of different nationalities walk into the bar. Two of them say something smart, and the third one makes a mockery of his fellow countrymen by acting dumb.
Weasel Op said:It wouldn't have the same effect. You have to label them in some way. Political parties, nationality, religion, hair color....![]()
Perfection said:Three people of different nationalities walk into the bar. Two of them say something smart, and the third one makes a mockery of his fellow countrymen by acting dumb.
Actually I found that in Wikipedia of all places...BCLG100 said:o how do you come up with them?![]()
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended...
Perfection said:Three people of different nationalities walk into the bar. Two of them say something smart, and the third one makes a mockery of his fellow countrymen by acting dumb.
Kan' Sharuminar said:Reminded me of a joke by Bill Bailey:
"Three blokes go into a pub. One of them gets a bit stupid, and the whole thing unfolds with a tedious inevitability."
BCLG100 said:dont they all say hi to the welshman who then returns to his packet of crisps and pint and takes no further part in the joke![]()
Kan' Sharuminar said:That comes later when he laments that the Scottishman/Englishman/Irishman jokes have no Welsh representative![]()
Actually I have to disagree because the Irish always say the word "Wee" (it means small or insignificant). example:slozenger said:yea, i think the names are swapped about depending where in the British Isles you are