#~~ The HEhe HAha Joke Thread ~~#
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classical_hero
In whom I trust
What do you get when you drop a Grand Piano on an Army General?
A Flat major.
A Flat major.
Narz
keeping it real
There was once an E.R. doctor who loved Civ.
One night, the ambulence driving called him to say that he had picked up three very sick people and was currently rushing them to the hospital.
Unfortunatly the ambulence driver was so eager to get them there that he got into an accident and all three of his passengers died.
What did the doctor say to the driver?
One night, the ambulence driving called him to say that he had picked up three very sick people and was currently rushing them to the hospital.
Unfortunatly the ambulence driver was so eager to get them there that he got into an accident and all three of his passengers died.
What did the doctor say to the driver?
Spoiler :
madviking
north american scum
Pun time!
Why did the fisherman get banned at the forum?
Why did the fisherman get banned at the forum?
Spoiler :
Narz
keeping it real
Don't mind the trolls, they're just trying to get your goat.
Swiss Bezerker
Emperor
Why did th troll get banned from CFC
He was fishing
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He was fishing
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MjM
Deity
Your Mom Is So Stupid, that, she was in her car driving to Disneyland. She was cruising down I-15 and saw a sign: "Disneyland - Left"
She turned around and drove home.
She turned around and drove home.
Olav
Ah-Ha!
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"My dog has no nose"
"How does it smell?"
"Awful!"
A constant function and e^x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So e^x follows him and asks why the hurry.
"Well, you see, there's this diff.operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me!"
"Ah," says e^x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to-the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
e^x : "Hi, I'm e^x"
diff.op. : "Hi, I'm d/dy"
"How does it smell?"
"Awful!"
A constant function and e^x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So e^x follows him and asks why the hurry.
"Well, you see, there's this diff.operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me!"
"Ah," says e^x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to-the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
e^x : "Hi, I'm e^x"
diff.op. : "Hi, I'm d/dy"
Heretic_Cata
We're gonna live forever
Olav said:
LOL there are so many math jokes with e^x.
Veritass
Emperor
A boy and his mom are leaving church. The boy points at a bronze engraving on the side of the church and asks, "Mom, what are all those names on the wall there?"
The mom says, "Son, those are people who died in the service."
"Oh, was that the 9:00 or the 10:30 service?"
The mom says, "Son, those are people who died in the service."
"Oh, was that the 9:00 or the 10:30 service?"
RickFGS
Deity
When do black people rise up in life?
When their house explodes.
What do black people say when they are on a crosswalking?
Here they can see me, here they cant, here they can see me, here they cant.....
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When their house explodes.
What do black people say when they are on a crosswalking?
Here they can see me, here they cant, here they can see me, here they cant.....
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RickFGS
Deity
cidknee said:
im not racist, they tell jokes of white folkes too, im flexible about that all thing.
Quiz
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Answer:
Get off the children's carousel and, next time, don't drink so much
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Get off the children's carousel and, next time, don't drink so much
Abaddon
Deity
lol - like it Whomp 
Narz
keeping it real
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early flight to Syndney since he always slept through the alarm. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00am". The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00am and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper on his bed. It said, "It's 5:00 am, wake up".
tomsnowman123
Simple Liver
^ Not half bad Narz, not half bad.
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