A long one......
Bill has gained weight lately. Lots of weight. But his friend Pete eats more, drinks more beer - and never gains any weight! So Bill asks him for his secret.
'Well, y'know, there's this li'l place on 8th and 52nd. You know, the old large warehouse? You go there an tellem you wanna lose weight... It ain't cheap, but it's sure worth it!'
Bill is slightly taken aback, because that li'l place is, well, you know.... But looking at his beer gut he decides to give it a try. Arriving at the place, he pulls open the heavy metal door and walks in. A fat lady sits there at a counter. 'Whaddaya want?' - 'Erhm, I... ah, well, I want to lose a few pounds!' - 'Well, how many?'
Bill thinks quickly, then cautiously decides on 10.
'Ahhhright, 100 bucks, go to the first floor, first door on the left!'
He pays, he ascends the steep stairs, and slightly out of breath he opens the first door on the left. There's a bed in the room, and a nude blonde with a perfect body stands on the other side of it. 'Jump me, and you can hump me', she says. Bill's no fool and tries to jump on her, but she quickly evades him. Again and again he tries, but it takes him over an hour to catch her.......Soon he leaves, 10 pounds lighter.
Now that he has this wonderful cure, he eats even more. And soon is back, for 20 pounds! '200 bucks, second floor, second door on the left!'. Again he fights his way up the stairs, and rather out of breath he pulls open the second door on the left. A blonde and a brunette. 'Jump us, and you can...'
Two hours later Bill leaves, 20 pounds lighter.
But soon he is back, this time for 40 pounds.
'40 pounds???????? Well, that's a thousand bucks, top floor, last door on the left!'
Up and up he goes, tiring, perspiring. Finally, he reaches the top floor, crawls along the unlit corridor, pulls open the last door on the left. There's a guy with 25 inches in there, saying: 'If I jump you........'
- so it's the other classes that are analised)
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