Reminds me of this guy I know. I was at his house one day, and he was wearing a sweat band over his head, athletic shoes, and gym shorts and had a fly swatter and was running wildly all over his house trying to kill them and yelled stuff like "They're on the move." He's 18 years old...
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Reminds me of this guy I know. I was at his house one day, and he was wearing a sweat band over his head, athletic shoes, and gym shorts and had a fly swatter and was running wildly all over his house trying to kill them and yelled stuff like "They're on the move." He's 18 years old...
uat2d
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A blind pilot and a blind co-pilot are taking off with a plane with 150 passengers.
The plane at full speed is reaching the end of the runaway when the passengers start to scream, the plane then take-offs safely.
The co-pilot turns to the pilot as says:
"My God, the day the passengers don't scream we are screwed"
posted in the lame jokes thread, but i think it to be really funny...
echinococcus
Prince
What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
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What is small, blue and makes women cry? Crib death.
edit2:
What does have 4 legs and 1 arm? A rottweiler on a children playground.
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What is small, blue and makes women cry? Crib death.
edit2:
What does have 4 legs and 1 arm? A rottweiler on a children playground.
how are these funny? these are sick and twisted and should never be told...and the person who does tell them needs to have his head smacked...alot
echinococcus
Prince
yeah. are you an american? just sue me for political correctness because i didnt explicitely mention the persons in the jokes could also be female or black.
Wait, another one for you:
A hunter is in a forest. Suddenly a woman in torn clothes comes running at him, yelling: "Help, me, ive been raped!!". The hunter opens his trousers and says: "Today is not your lucky day!".
- Have fun punching your monitor
sorry for non-perfect english, plz
SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
yeah. are you an american? just sue me for political correctness because i didnt explicitely mention the persons in the jokes could also be female or black.
Wait, another one for you:
A hunter is in a forest. Suddenly a woman in torn clothes comes running at him, yelling: "Help, me, ive been raped!!". The hunter opens his trousers and says: "Today is not your lucky day!".
- Have fun punching your monitor
sorry for non-perfect english, plz
That belongs to this thread.
Mirc
Not mIRC!!!
Sorry, but that's a very good joke. Though I personally preferred the ones in his previous post, this one is very good too.
let me see... dying babies, babies being ripped apart by dogs...crib death? ok... im sorry but am i the only one in this thread with enough brains to know that ISNT funny? its sick.
grow up, and no moron, im NOT in america.
i live in the i have half a brain country.
grow up, and no moron, im NOT in america.
i live in the i have half a brain country.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
It us not funny to joke about such things.
Mirc
Not mIRC!!!
Nope, you simply have an incomplete sense of humour.
Q: What's a piece of rice in the toilet?
A: A Somalian threw up all night.
Q: What are the areas with the highest population densities in Somalia?
A: Depends on the direction of the wind.
salty mud
Deity
Babies and Somali jokes? This is getting a bit out of hand, is it not?
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Ansar
Détente avec l'été
I lol'ed
, but anyways...In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young
woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight
leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and
jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get
on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow
her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver
she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking
that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again
she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she
still couldn't! So, a little more embarrassed she once again
reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for
a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her
chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped
the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was
unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line
picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on
the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero
screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even
know who you are!"
At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree
with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
figured that we was friends."
I lol'ed
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young
woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight
leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and
jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get
on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow
her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver
she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking
that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again
she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she
still couldn't! So, a little more embarrassed she once again
reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for
a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her
chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped
the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was
unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line
picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on
the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero
screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even
know who you are!"
At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree
with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
figured that we was friends."
see...THAT was funny
echinococcus
Prince
(No baby in this one)
British officer in WW1:
"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" -
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
British officer in WW1:
"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" -
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
salty mud
Deity
That should be in the lame joke thread. 
In fact it isn't even lame. Just pathetic.
In fact it isn't even lame. Just pathetic.
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
Bite your tongue! That's a Blackadder joke.
Why, you're not English at all, are you salty?
Why, you're not English at all, are you salty?
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