The Kim Jong II Haiku tribute thread

[Terxpahseyton]

This thread should have explained what Haiku's are about in the OP. As it is, it hurts.

 

[Murky]

This thread should have explained what Haiku's are about in the OP. As it is, it hurts.

That's what wikipedia is for

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

 

[Jehoshua]

The fact it hurts is part of the poetry for it reflects the great deeds and the inscrutable nature of the dear leader

Besides the dear leader is not bound by the rules of the japanese imperialists whom his glorious father, the great leader, cast out in revolutionary struggle from the great nation of Korea!

 

[Terxpahseyton]

That's what wikipedia is for

As it failed this task.
Not really.

Besides the dear leader is not bound by the rules of the japanese imperialists whom his glorious father, the great leader, cast out in revolutionary struggle from the great nation of Korea!

I feel silenced and ashamed by your glorious logic, which only the glorious dead dear leader could have made even more glorious.

 

[Jehoshua]

I feel silenced and ashamed by your glorious logic, which only the glorious dead dear leader could have made even more glorious.

Indeed, for the great sun born of heaven destroys glorifies the korean nation through his great ideological genius and anti-imperialist struggle. Indeed all that he gazes upon is glorified and exhalted by his greatness. Look how he glorifies the revolutionary cucumbers of Korea!

-

 

[Terxpahseyton]

It's like this guy mass-rapes his people with gloriousness
And they like it!

 

[Murky]

It's like this guy mass-rapes his people with gloriousness
And they like it!

Act like you love it or die is how it is in North Korea.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

So good everyone likes it.

 

[TheMapDownloade]

Putin's creepy smile:
All the other suitors dead.
Condi has no choice!

 

[Takhisis]

MEtriiiics!

 

[Agent327]

This thread should have explained what Haiku's are about in the OP. As it is, it hurts.

Haikai can basically be about anything; it´s a form, like a sonnet.

Now this a poem!

Maybe, but not a haiku.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Now this a poem!

Thanks!

Maybe, but not a haiku.

Screw haiku's! Limericks are where it's at.

In the land considered the best,
There was man who was so blessed.
Eleven holes in one,
And oh so many guns,
But in the end, he was sadly laid to rest.

 

[stormerne]

The haiku is passé. The limerick is crude. What we need is a Clerihew. They are superb for obituaries. Here's a simple one:

Kim Jong-il
found it a bitter pill
when avoiding flying
didn't stop him dying.

 

[de Maistre]

It would be almost like praising Hitler in jest though. Its not really acceptable or funny, IMO.

Farewell gentle Führer
Engulfed by barbarism
Your Volk weep softly

Is "Führer" one syllable or two?

 

[Jehoshua]

It is two.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

Haikai can basically be about anything; it´s a form, like a sonnet.

That attitude is what I meant.

 

[holy king]

kim jong
il
is dead.

 

[Loppan Torkel]

Communist regime
A society supreme
Enjoyed by Kiim

 

[Joecoolyo]

The haiku is passé. The limerick is crude.

You assert that the limerick is crude,
But I find that oh so rude!
For it is only in rhyme,
That I'm able to find,
Some humor in this situation so screwed.

 

[SeekTruthFromFacts]

People divided
A line that cannot be crossed
In death as in life