That's the thing, they are not lame. They are ... blank minded - so to speak. Meaning they aren't funny even when you're drunk. (that should be another definition to lame jokes - jokes who are funny only when drunk or high)
Or just spam.
That's the thing, they are not lame. They are ... blank minded - so to speak. Meaning they aren't funny even when you're drunk. (that should be another definition to lame jokes - jokes who are funny only when drunk or high)
Or just spam.
Two Slobovian friends each bought horses but they were having trouble telling them apart. So one of them decides he will bob his horses tail so it will be easier.
The next day while riding, the other Slobovian tries to jump a fence but his horse fell short and bobbed his tail. Now they couldn't tell their horses apart again
So one decides to put a little notch in his horses ear. The next day while out riding, the others horse ran to close to a tree branch and got a notch in his ear.
The two Slobovains were exasperated, until finally one says: Lets measure them and see how tall they are...
Spoiler:
Sure enough, the black horse was one inch taller than the white horse
There are 3 pieces of string. The first walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, no strings allowed, get out of here" and the string leaves. The second string enters the bar. Again the bartender says "No strings are allowed" and he leaves. The third ties himself up and ruffles himself up and enters the bar. The bartender says "Hey, aren't you just a piece of string?". The string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot".
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