Nightshade
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- Sep 2, 2001
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The neutron asked the proton, "Are you sure?"
The proton replied "Yes, I'm positive!"
The proton replied "Yes, I'm positive!"
Originally posted by SuperBeaverInc.
Very funny Pirate. Definetly worth a chuckle.
Originally posted by Nightshade
The neutron asked the proton, "Are you sure?"
The proton replied "Yes, I'm positive!"
Originally posted by Zoke0
This man wants to build his dog a dog house so he creates a plan and decides he needs 99 bricks. So he goes to the hardware store and asks the clerk, how much are bricks. The Clerk says "You can get 1 for five dolloars or 100 brick for 50 dollors." The man decides to get 100 bricks, because it is more economicaly wise (big word). As he's leaving how does he get rid of the brick?
He throws it over his shoulder!
Wait I'm not done.
This man is riding an airplane to boston next to this lady with a really loud rat dog. The man ask the lady to shut the dog up and she says she'll try. The dog doesn't shut up so the man says "If you don't make that dog shut up I'll start smoking!" The lady says "I can't, I'm sorry." So the guy lights up a cigerrette and the lady says "Can you please stop smoking, I have asthma." The guy says "I'll stop smoking whe you shut that dog up." The two keep arguing until the flight attendant comes up and asks 'What's the matter here?" Theguys says "This l;ady won't make that stupid dog shut up!" And the lady says "He won't stop smoking and I have asthma." So the flight attendant takes the cigerrette and the dog and throws them out the window. When the plane lands in Boston, what's on the Wing?
A brick!!!
The bear is a white polar bear, because the only place in the world where all the windows could face south would be the North Pole.Originally posted by Xi 12
You have a house, with windows on all sides, all windows face south. You see a bear, what color is it?
Someone take a guess.