The Person
Deity +2
Q: What's yellow and dangerous?
A: Custard with a shark.
Q: What's yellow and lethal?
A: A banana with a machine gun.
Speaking of bananas, here's some more:
Q: What's yellow and goes up and down?
A: A banana in a lift.
Q: What yellow in the night and green in the day?
A: A banana which works as a cucumber.
Q: How do you know that a banana is swimming in the lake?
A: The peel lies on the shore.
Laughing at my own joke. Now that's lame (hint, hint).
A: Custard with a shark.
Q: What's yellow and lethal?
A: A banana with a machine gun.
Speaking of bananas, here's some more:
Q: What's yellow and goes up and down?
A: A banana in a lift.
Q: What yellow in the night and green in the day?
A: A banana which works as a cucumber.
Q: How do you know that a banana is swimming in the lake?
A: The peel lies on the shore.
Laughing at my own joke. Now that's lame (hint, hint).