The LAMEST jokes you can think of...
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Pariah
Outside Influence
You got that from the movie Young Sherlock Holmes. On that theme:
How would Sherlock Holmes find out theatre and concert times?
- He'd ask Dr. What's-on.
How did Sherlock Holmes figure out that a murder victim was stabbed with a piece of iron instead of a piece of copper?
- It was elementary.
Pretty lame, huh?
nonconformist
Miserable
Holmes and Watson are camping. In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson and says
-Watson, look at the sky. What can you deduce?
-Horologically, I can tell that it is 3 A.M. Astronomically, I can tell that Orions belt is moving in a clockwise rotation. Astrologically, I can tell that tomorrow is a lucky day for Saggitarius. Looking at the moon, it is in the bnew phase, and part of the Sea of Tranquility is visible.
-Shut up Watson! Some fool has made of with our tent!
-Watson, look at the sky. What can you deduce?
-Horologically, I can tell that it is 3 A.M. Astronomically, I can tell that Orions belt is moving in a clockwise rotation. Astrologically, I can tell that tomorrow is a lucky day for Saggitarius. Looking at the moon, it is in the bnew phase, and part of the Sea of Tranquility is visible.
-Shut up Watson! Some fool has made of with our tent!
the mormegil
Emperor
That's not a lame joke!
KaNick
Deity
You have to think of me as Montezuma for this one to work.
Yeah so I got caught up in this sceme a while ago. They call it a pyramid plan, apparrently you make a killing at the top.
Yeah so I got caught up in this sceme a while ago. They call it a pyramid plan, apparrently you make a killing at the top.
the mormegil
Emperor
That's good, did you make it up yourself?EmpireofVirtue
Warlord
Have you already heard the story about the idiot who always says no ?
PS : you've asked for the lamest joke
PS : you've asked for the lamest joke
nonconformist
Miserable
No......(incures rounds of lame laughter0, uh...yes, I dunno! I'm sulking.
EmpireofVirtue
Warlord
hehe.
No one can beat me in lame jokes.
No one can beat me in lame jokes.
Yaniv
Prince
A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar.
The barman says: "Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke?"
The barman says: "Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke?"
Pariah
Outside Influence
What did the time traveller say about life in the Cambrian Period/
- I've never been there. Period!
- I've never been there. Period!
RegentMan
Deity
On a car store sign in town:
March and April
Brakes are on sale
Stop on in
It took me a couple seconds before the lightbulb clicked on.
March and April
Brakes are on sale
Stop on in
It took me a couple seconds before the lightbulb clicked on.
Achinz
Hermit of Huangshan
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
When it's ajar.
RegentMan
Deity
Read the first page Achinz! 
Manverulin
I'm not crazy...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
This has probably got to be the lamest joke in the history of the universe
To get to the other side.
This has probably got to be the lamest joke in the history of the universe
Amenhotep7
Spartiate
Why did the bald man put a hole in his pocket?
To feel the wind in his hair.
To feel the wind in his hair.
Achinz
Hermit of Huangshan
Maybe an unintentional repeat joke is the lamestOriginally posted by RegentMan
Read the first page Achinz!
Manverulin
I'm not crazy...
Ewwwwww.....
Amenhotep7
Spartiate
The reaction I got out of that joke when I first told it went something like "Hahahahaha".
The Great Apple
Big Cheese
Two elephants fell off a cliff, boom boom!
Why did the girl fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Ok.... these are funnier if actually told rather than written...
Why did the girl fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Ok.... these are funnier if actually told rather than written...
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