KaiserElectric
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And why did the dog run away after building the Jewish shrine?
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The LAMEST jokes you can think of...
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Huayna Capac357
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What did the king say after he built the Hindu shrine and wanted his cereal to wish?
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stee
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Hey Vageta, what do you think about the DOW Jones power level?
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In Lübeck there is a rock. When the cock crows it moves.
Why?
Why?
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Huayna Capac357
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I don't get that one...
Virote_Considon
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The rock is irrelevant to the actual joke, although the joke is set up to make you believe that the rock is the object which moves, when it is in fact the cock.
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yeah.
It's very lame.
It's very lame.
KaiserElectric
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flyingchicken
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Ha ha ha that's almost as lame as the fact that you're gonna wait until Saturday again for the Caption Contest
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Q: How does a hunchback sleep?
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Ha ha ha that's almost as lame as the fact that you're gonna wait until Saturday again for the Caption Contest
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Ok these jokes are starting to get soooooo lame that I don't get them. I Don't get the hunchback joke.
Eukaryote
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When men rule the world, countries go to war when they're mad at each other. Thousands of lives are lost and there is terrible bloodshed, but once the war is over the countries are best friends again.
When women rule the world, there is no war whatsoever. But when a country gets mad at another country they tell all the other countries not to trade with it, and the two countries never speak again.
When women rule the world, there is no war whatsoever. But when a country gets mad at another country they tell all the other countries not to trade with it, and the two countries never speak again.
flyingchicken
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Normally, people would focus too much on his back problem.
SS-18 ICBM
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I'd love to see an image made after that.
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What is a man who is born in Norway, then moved to Germany, immigrated to USA, gave birth to a child in Mexico and died in Argentina?
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stee
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Ok that's just plain lame.
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very much so 
KaiserElectric
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What do you call a black man flying a white plane full of Mexicans with a Asian copilot from Ontario to Trinidad?
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Jewel Runner
It's spelled with two S's.
What happens when you cross an plane, a car, and a housecat?
What happens when you cross an plane, a car, and a housecat?
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Huayna Capac357
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Now that's just rasist Randomnerd...
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Now thats just very lame
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