The last moronic totally idiotic thing you did? Share it with the world!

[CoolioVonHoolio]

i do moronic things but nothing i regret, because everything i do was meant to happen and happened exactly how i meant for them to happen. but the last thing that came close to being regretted was going to safari-land with a couple friends instead of going to the party of the season with over 70 people... almost regretful...

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

I got majorly depressed, cut part of my hand open and then later posted about it here on CFC. Over a woman!

And out of all you people, ONLY ONE was clever enough to say I was a bloody idiot!

 

[Irish Caesar]

The rest of us just didn't post.

 

[Bugfatty300]

A few weeks ago, when my car was in the shop, I ran out of food and money and I wasn't getting paid for 3 more days. The only thing I could find to eat at 1 AM was a bag of beef jerky dog treats under my sink. They tasted fine to me so I ate like half the bag.

But hey I was really hungry.

 

[The Last Conformist]

I once overfed a squirrel to sphericality.

 

[Bugfatty300]

What a cruel thing to do.

Buddha Squirrel is meant to be a lovely lawn decoration or a nice convo piece for the livingroom mantel. NOT to influence the sordid antics of animal abusing hellyons.

 

[Lotus49]

The last moronic thing I did was NOT buy into some commodity stock companies in the the basic materials sector, meanwhile precious metals and other metallic mineral mining stocks have soared in recent times. Totally missed that boat. AND, I was advised to get onboard, 2 1/2 years ago.

No excuse.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I just posted in a religious thread

 

[Tank_Guy#3]

Harpooned a sheepshead with a pitchfork. That was actually pretty cool, the first time I ever tried to spear anything, and my first shot hit its mark!

This is a sheepshead (freshwater drum):

Ugly little guy, isn't he?

(This is not the victim of my dead-on strike).

 

[nonconformist]

After a hard night's drinking:

"Hey noncon, bet you can't jusmp over that freaking huge firee five times!"

"Sure I can!"
I lost my eyelashes and a lot of hair

 

[Ramius75]

Acting cold and passed up getting a number from a lady.