The last moronic totally idiotic thing you did? Share it with the world!

[The 777 Hoax]

I took a dump in our school's bathroom, only to find out that there was no toilet paper left in in the entire bathroom.

That happened to me once at the Ohio State Fair.

 

[Oerdin]

The last moronic totally idiotic thing you did? Share it with the world!

I clicked on this thread.

 

[Red Door]

I got angry, kicked a car door (of someone I didn't know) and set the alarm off.

 

[Volum]

I clicked on this thread.

Ouch, that kinda hurt you know.

 

[Truronian]

Went on one of the throw-you-in-the-air fairground rides with my phone in my pocket. It is now in the sea (the ride was on the harbour wall).

This was today BTW

 

[King Flevance]

Pre-ordered Civ 4. XD

 

[CaptainF]

I took an airsoft gun and shot myself in the arm at point-blank.

I wanted to know what it felt like.

 

[MjM]

I took an airsoft gun and shot myself in the arm at point-blank.

I wanted to know what it felt like.

Where?

Ive done it on me cheek, and thigh. Ouch.

Today, I fell off my bunkbed and hit my head. HUGE bump.

 

[CaptainF]

Where?

Ive done it on me cheek, and thigh. Ouch.

Today, I fell off my bunkbed and hit my head. HUGE bump.

My left fore-arm. I still have the scar.

 

[MjM]

My left fore-arm. I still have the scar.

Whats your FPS? Mine didnt leave a scar on my face, maybe on thigh, havent looked there.

 

[CaptainF]

Whats your FPS? Mine didnt leave a scar on my face, maybe on thigh, havent looked there.

about 295 ish.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I keep coming here, even though I know that once I start posting I won't be able to leave for hours, because CFC is so addictive, and I have plenty of other responsibilities right now.

 

[Xanikk999]

I put my finger inside a pigs mouth at this place called frying pan park.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Well, other than ask my boss out, I woudl have to say bare-handing a cast-iron skillet, getting it all the way out of the melt, and dropping the whole New Orleans Seafood on the damn floor; so i burnt my hand to blisters, AND had a thirty minute check, bad day.

 

[Pasi Nurminen]

I just did something quite silly, don't know if it qualifies as moronic though; I repaid a favour that was done to me by a troll about two months ago on this forum, though I did it on a different forum of course.

 

[puglover]

I tried akwardly, and failed miserably, to join an all-girl conversation to talk to a specific lady. I probably turned them all off.

I obsess over such things.

 

[7ronin]

I exist, therefore I have done an idiotic thing(s). I don't plan on sharing any of them however. Fortunately, I have never repeated any of them.

Volum, good luck and I hope that they go easier on you in Norway than they would here.

 

[BCLG100]

Called a pair of aces..

 

[Anny R]

I have done too many things to recall, most of them I've either blocked from my memory, or would be too embarassed to say. One day I recall, when I was under a lot of stress, I locked myself out of my house, went 30 miles or so to a dangerous neghborhood to get a copy from a friend, then lost it, got another, then stopped in a store on the way home. Coming out of the store I found myself locked out of the car.... with this set of house keys inside the car, and no one left to call..... .
Almost crying, I went back in the store to ask for help and was told the police wouldnt open it for me. Luckily, a teen who worked there was just getting off work, and said he had tools at home, and would get them and return. I wondered why he had tools to get into cars.... , but still...he came back and helped me.
Man, was I glad to get home that night! I have cured myself of losing keys now, they rarely leave my hands or purse. Also, the newer car buzzes if I leave the car in the ignition.

 

[Smellincoffee]

I can't remember the LAST thing I did, so I'll tell the one I remember most. Once I karate-chopped a Pop Tart because it was burnt by the toaster. Burned pop tarts are...well, very hot.