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The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2017.

  1. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    I am currently participating in hook-up culture. Yesterday, I hooked up my VCR, and today I might hook up my Super Nintendo!
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    What does Batman put in his whiskey?

    Just ice.
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    State of Emergency survival tip -

    Squirrels are the chicken-of-the-trees.
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    Today's inspirational thought -

    "If we run out of food, we still have each other." - Hannibal Lecter
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    Did you hear about the yacht builder that had to work from home?

    His sails went through the roof!
     
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    Serutan Eatibus Anythingibus

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  7. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    I cut my finger slicing cheese, but I might have grater problems...
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

    Ian.
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    What do we want?

    More acronyms!

    When do we want them?

    ASAP!
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    Since the COVID-19 virus supposedly started with bats and was transmitted to people, maybe we should call it Bat-man disease...
     
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