Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 24, 2020 #221 I am currently participating in hook-up culture. Yesterday, I hooked up my VCR, and today I might hook up my Super Nintendo!
I am currently participating in hook-up culture. Yesterday, I hooked up my VCR, and today I might hook up my Super Nintendo!
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 25, 2020 #222 What does Batman put in his whiskey? Just ice.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 25, 2020 #223 State of Emergency survival tip - Squirrels are the chicken-of-the-trees.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 30, 2020 #224 Today's inspirational thought - "If we run out of food, we still have each other." - Hannibal Lecter
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 31, 2020 #225 Did you hear about the yacht builder that had to work from home? His sails went through the roof!
Serutan Eatibus Anythingibus Joined Feb 20, 2002 Messages 5,580 Location Baja Arizona Apr 1, 2020 #226
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 2, 2020 #227 I cut my finger slicing cheese, but I might have grater problems...
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 4, 2020 #228 What do you call a magician who has lost his magic? Ian.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 6, 2020 #229 What do we want? More acronyms! When do we want them? ASAP!
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 6, 2020 #230 Since the COVID-19 virus supposedly started with bats and was transmitted to people, maybe we should call it Bat-man disease...
Since the COVID-19 virus supposedly started with bats and was transmitted to people, maybe we should call it Bat-man disease...
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 7, 2020 #231 People say I'm a plagiarist... their words, not mine.
Arakhor Dremora Courtier Super Moderator Supporter Joined Mar 27, 2009 Messages 39,747 Location UK Apr 7, 2020 #232 I'm not a fan of moustaches, but over the years, they've grown on me.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 9, 2020 #233 Today I saw a midget going down a escalator. I thought, 'That's a little condescending'.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 10, 2020 #234 Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Now, you can't tell me that is a coincidence.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 11, 2020 #235 I have some racing geese for sale, if anyone would like a quick gander.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 14, 2020 #236 SIX without the 'S' is 9.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 15, 2020 #237 English puns make me feel numb. Math puns make me feel number.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 15, 2020 #238 A joke from Germany: What borders on stupidity? Mexico and Canada.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 17, 2020 #239 What happens if you have a peak-a-boo accident? You end up in the ICU.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 20, 2020 #240 I found $20 in a parking lot and thought. 'What would Jesus do?' So, I turned it into wine.