Gori the Grey
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Well, I can't speak to that. But the one thing I can say is that . . . the great thing about Sisyphus jokes is that you can make the same one day after day after day.
The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3
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Uncle Sparky
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Well, I can make the same joke day after day after day...
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Gori the Grey
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It would mean a lot if someone could define "plethora" for me.
Perfection
The Great Head.
I <3 numbers less than three
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
My ex once said she couldn't live without me. I found out she's still alive.
More lies.
More lies.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
A fly landed on my burger and started telling lame jokes.
I was going to swat him away, but he was on a roll.
I was going to swat him away, but he was on a roll.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
A nutritionist told me a banana a day cleans your colon.
Then I found out you're supposed to eat it.
Then I found out you're supposed to eat it.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
UFO sighting are fairly rare because Earth keeps getting poor reviews. We only have 1 star.
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Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
I just spent $20 on a Koi fish, only to find out it was a fake - it was a dekoi.
A man is on a walking holiday in Wales.
Its late and he is lost so he starts looking around for some sign of habitation and spies a light on a hill.
He walks up the lane towards it and sees its a pub so he opens the fence gate and walks in to the pub.
The pub is empty save for the barman behind a mahogany bar so he walks to the bar and asks for a pint of dark.
The barman serves him his beer then says, "Did you see that fence when you came in?"
"I did" says the man. " Its a fine fence."
The barman says, " I made that fence but do they call me Jones the fencer?"
The man quietly sups his ale until the barman speaks again. " Do you see this bar?"
" I do," says the man. "Its a fine bar."
The barman says " I made that bar but do they call me Jones the carpenter?"
The man continues drinking his ale until the barman speaks again. "Is that a nice pint? Was it well poured?"
The man says "its a fine pint, never had better."
The barman says "I poured that pint but they don't call me Jones the barman do they?"
Finally the man asks, "If you don't mind me asking what do they call you?"
The barman says, "It was only the once with a sheep but they won't let me forget will they?"
Its late and he is lost so he starts looking around for some sign of habitation and spies a light on a hill.
He walks up the lane towards it and sees its a pub so he opens the fence gate and walks in to the pub.
The pub is empty save for the barman behind a mahogany bar so he walks to the bar and asks for a pint of dark.
The barman serves him his beer then says, "Did you see that fence when you came in?"
"I did" says the man. " Its a fine fence."
The barman says, " I made that fence but do they call me Jones the fencer?"
The man quietly sups his ale until the barman speaks again. " Do you see this bar?"
" I do," says the man. "Its a fine bar."
The barman says " I made that bar but do they call me Jones the carpenter?"
The man continues drinking his ale until the barman speaks again. "Is that a nice pint? Was it well poured?"
The man says "its a fine pint, never had better."
The barman says "I poured that pint but they don't call me Jones the barman do they?"
Finally the man asks, "If you don't mind me asking what do they call you?"
The barman says, "It was only the once with a sheep but they won't let me forget will they?"
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
A Möbius strip was sitting in a bar, crying.
The barman asks, "What's wrong?"
The Möbius strip answers, "Where do I begin?"
The barman asks, "What's wrong?"
The Möbius strip answers, "Where do I begin?"
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
How many times do you have to click on "I accept cookies" before they send you cookies?
Christopher Hitchens "The Tea Party proves that all politics is yokel."
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
If Apple made an ICar, would it have Windows?
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
I accidentally used my donor card instead of my credit card to make a purchase yesterday...
it ended up costing me an arm and a leg.
it ended up costing me an arm and a leg.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
Just a reminder: March is Procrastination Awareness Month.
I'm a dyslexic agnostic. I'm not even sure there is a dog.
