The many questions-not-worth-their-own-thread question thread XIV

[Arakhor]

African or European, Dumanios?

 

[Dumanios]

Both.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Ha, smug me

 

[Chukchi Husky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swallow

Swallows usually forage at around 30–40 km/h, although they are capable of reaching speeds of between 50–65 km/h when traveling.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Why are people idiots?

 

[Karalysia]

Why are people idiots?

Religion and the Republican Party.

 

[cardgame]

Also, bad parents.

 

[Darth Caesar]

That is not the answer I wanted.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Dodgy education systems, and television.

 

[Dumanios]

And constant internet use.

Wait a minute...

 

[Kennigit]

Immigants. Even when people thought it was the bears I knew it was the immigants.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Dodgy education systems, and television.

Good answer.

And constant internet use.

Wait a minute...

 

[madviking]

Alcoholic birthday cake--is it possible?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Stick to vodka jelly.

You can put brandy or cognac in cake though.

 

[madviking]

What about beer?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Put the beer in the steak and kidney pies.

 

[madviking]

You don't understand. My birthday's the day before St. Paddy's Day. I need to have Guinnesscake for my 18th.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Steak and guinness pie!

 

[Quackers]

Alcohol in food is just a waste. Just drink it down your trap.

EDIT: Guiness isn't a nice drink.

 

[madviking]

Possibly something more celebratory?