The Multipolar World (MP)

[Jehoshua]

But we are smarter than you, and will dance victoriously on your barrow at your end... as we have done before. For as we have slain those who would presume themselves gods, and rebellious apostates alike, so we shalt cast low the tyrant of Xinjiang whom is of the same reincarnate mind as those whom have died by the might of our hand.

 

[JohannaK]

"Thou", Jehoshua, "thou".

Oh christos, I am the largest economy. But of course taxes and theft put you ahead of mes.

 

[Krzowwh]

Democratic Social Republic of Takrur​

60 into industry
25 into navies
20 into air forces
170 into making Catalonia client state
138 into making Darfur client state
Expansion in Green (South Georgia, Tonga, and Samoa)
City in Samoa
Takrur recognizes armistice
Takrur accepts the invitation to the Coalition of Non-Aligned Countries

Spoiler :

 

[JohannaK]

Welcome to the CNC, Takrur.

 

[Nukeknockout]

Because of the server trouble, CFC started me back four pages! Or perhaps five! That was fun!

Anyway, I found a post I missed because of more server trouble! Double fun! Totally not pissed!

Originally Posted by Lighthearter View Post
And if the Koopa Kingdom does not ratify it like a rational nation and attempt to amend what it dislikes through legal UN channels, Hawai'i will cheerfully push forward the enforcement of Provision Nine and the Bill of Rights.

AKA: Ratify the bill or you'll have a multinational force invading you to MAKE you ratify it. Or at the very least, massive economic sanctions.

-L

Red speech guy, say that thing you said.

If a nation does not ratify a UN treaty, they are not bound by any of the provisions. Because the only way for the treaty to be legally enforced is if a country ratifies the treaty, and we haven't, you would be illegally sanctioning us. Furthermore, if you did so anyway, you would be abusing the UN for personal gain and would likely be expelled from it.

So. Many. Words.

Can I get this sewn on to a throw pillow somewhere?

Of course with Hawai'i's statement on it.

And of course with "Yes, I am saying Korea's belief is wrong." below it.

-Nukeknockout

 

[Sonereal]

We would to purchase all five available Branches of SR Multinational. We are prepared to reallocate funds from our WMD programs to pay for it.

The first base (the Member Circle Account) is $10. Further branches are $15 each.

Hawai'i has already purchased one Branch of SR Multinational(chat).

Plus, I think that he's referring to memberships, so you can only own one. You then pay for the individual Branches later.

-L

*Transaction Noted*

 

[Dem Taqat]

Was there a war? Was there a bottle of whiskey? What had happened at the 'Peace Conference'? Where was the nearest pub? Should Scotireland be militarising? Would an Angolan Vodka be a more cost effective way to drink? How would the Government respond? Can we get an*hic* another Whiskey here? Would it all mean anything in the end? *Drunken Snoring*?

A wave of debate flew around Scotireland. It was quickly followed by a wave of drinking, and a wave of hangovers, but those were fairly common for Scotireish weekend. The ultimate agreement of the population was that war was usually bad and that a few drinks would help get people's mind off it. It wasn't, after all, a local topic in Scotireland, practically a world away from asia, were everything seemed to be perpetually hovering on the bring of collapsing into a new dark age. It might not affect the people of the nation at all.

The government were less confident. A war would mean that sides would be taken, and Scotireland had yet to adopt themselves into any one alliance. They had intended to remain Independant, but there was growing unease in parliment about the plausibility of this. After all, allies were far more likely to complain at the occupation of a tiny territory than trading partners. But would the added security be worth being dragged into the tensions of the world? After all, you don't need defences if nobody wants to attack. Did they?

DT
Nervous Scotireishman

 

[Nukeknockout]

The first base (the Member Circle Account) is $10. Further branches are $15 each.

Than $55 it is. Funds are being diverted.

Korea has no intention of starting any war. Until the day Hawai'i or the League decides to enforce their idea of morality onto our people, and send their troops over our border, Korea will remain forever at peace.

For evidence of this, we offer: The world's smallest military.

-Nukeknockout

 

[Dem Taqat]

For evidence of this, we offer: The world's smallest military.

AHEM!

DT
Making a Point

 

[Nukeknockout]

AHEM!

DT
Making a Point

Fine, the world's second-smallest military. 5/40/10 is not a lot anyways.

I mean, compare that to Angola, Xinjiang, Coruscant, Italy, Hawai'i's construction plans...the list goes on.

-Nukeknockout

 

[Tani Coyote]

24 hours remain.

Players still needing to give orders:

-Thorvald of Lym / Scarlet Lancers
-Demon Realm
-Italy
-Free Finland
-Venezuela
-Siberia

===

Oz naturally welcomes Takrur into the CNC!

Spoiler :

Oz also assures Angola it will NOT be the aggressor, as much as it would love that.

Disclaimer: If it is in a chatroom, VM, or a thread, it is public knowledge. Actually, if it's viewable by the average person, it's common knowledge.

 

[Double A]

I like how Nuke is publicly sponsoring a terrorist faction.

 

[Mosher]

24 hours remain.

Players still needing to give orders:

-Thorvald of Lym / Scarlet Lancers
-Demon Realm
-Italy
-Free Finland
-Venezuela
-Siberia

===

Oz naturally welcomes Takrur into the CNC!

Spoiler :

Oz also assures Angola it will NOT be the aggressor, as much as it would love that.

Disclaimer: If it is in a chatroom, VM, or a thread, it is public knowledge. Actually, if it's viewable by the average person, it's common knowledge.

It was 6:30 in the morning and I got 4 hours of sleep, I can't be blamed for saying stuff.

 

[Double A]

Yes you can!

 

[Dem Taqat]

The Scotireish get together began on a serious note. Well, somewhat serious. Alright, it began on a completely informal note that was still more formal than what it would later become. It was technically in a conference room, but it had been redecorated with sofas and armchairs to give an informal feel to the casual discussion amongst the delegates of international affairs. They spent around half an hour there.

Then the drinking started. Impressive quantities of alcohol were consumed all round, with in particular the Hungarian ambassador consuming copious amounts of both Scotireish Whiskey and Angolan Vodka. The stir however, was caused by High Ambassador Rendall of Angola, who pledged to 'do his part' in the growth rate of the scottish population. This, apparently, involved the harrassment of every single female ambassador, a grand total of 18.

Captain Motti of the 501st engaged in different, but no less astonishing antics. He somehow managed to find his way to the top of a statue out in the grounds, and was only persuaded to come down when he realised all the booze was still inside. He then attempted to scale the balcony to 'fix' one of the lights, which he insisted was broken because 'it shouldn't be swinging like that.'

Indian Ambassador Maman Ravajalhnaputra gave a similar shock when he somehow managed to fall into the decerative pond, causing a huge splash, and rapidly sobering him up somewhat. A state of affairs which he soon rectified by returning to the Hall and drinking even more, to the noisey encouragement of his peers.

OOC: I sux at writing parties, but you will all enjoy moshers contribution I am sure:

Scotireland will have 50 new children by night's end. 57 of them being Illegitimate. Yes, 57.

DT
Drunk Scotireishman

 

[Mosher]

Angola is merely doing its part

 

[Jehoshua]

@Tan

damn you you crazy interfering bastard!!!!!

Ah well my own fault for thinking that your utilisation of chat followed Lighthearters restrictive RP evidence rules (ergo only valid if there is an "event" occuring in it, otherwise totally off the record). Fortunately however diplomatic consequences are minimised in regards to my indiscretion since I am persona non civitas as of the present, and I somehow doubt my gracious host would reveal who he is unless he is an exceedingly stupid ignoramus.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Our work is hardly finished.

As Leon Trotsky said, "Socialism needs democracy like the human body needs oxygen." Recent political developments have given us some small cause for optimism: Angola's peaceful turnover demonstrates that contrary to Xinjiang's insistence that communism demands a hard hand, representation by population is not only desirable, but inevitable. Mr. Christos is, understandably, frightened. Realizing the nations he assumed would willingly follow him into the abyss reject his woeful misunderstanding of his own ideology, he has jumped on the populist bandwagon and alleges to have brought democracy to ailing Xinjiang. It remains to be seen, however, whether these supposed reforms are anything more than empty words to smokescreen the nation's ever-worsening status as a political pariah.

But regardless of whatever technical success this speculative new outlook achieves, we would be deplorably naïve to claim victory so soon. So amicable an internal transition from mobster state to elective government in so short a time frame is unprecedented; are we really to believe that Mr. Christos' institutions of terror have already been deconstructed? Are we honestly satisfied the dictator has been excised from the electorate, unable to manipulate the people? The government may have a new face, but if it is to the same corrupt body, there has been no change. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance; so said Wilfrid Laurier; and so we dutifully take up the watch. Democratization is but one step in a long staircase to Xinjiang's liberation; Mr. Christos may claim upon himself (as he is wont to do) the prestige for liberalizing the state, but anyone who thinks this exonerates him from his culpability in the wanton destruction of "his" people is utterly contemptible. So long as he walks free, justice eludes.

Our mission is clear. The floodgates have opened, and as the people of Xinjiang tepidly taste the first sample of political freedom in nearly ten years, we must serve as the vanguard against the ancien régime and all its attempts to drag the country back into the dark ages. We shall not rest until all traces of Mr. Christos' criminal administration have been eradicated. We shall not rest until every agent complicit in the past decade of murderous repression and exploitation has been brought to account. We shall not rest until Mr. Christos answers for his myriad of offences against humanity.

Mr. Christos, we come for you.

 

[Jehoshua]

THE RESTORATION OF THE HOLY SEE IN TUSCANO

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The Holy and Apostolic See in light of the subjugation of Latium to the demonic realm as client has taken residence and dominion over the principality of Tuscano. We the Holy See hereby proclaim the restoration of the Papal States upon the lands and dominions of the former tuscan state.

The Papal states shall remain neutral and not join any faction in the world in the interest of remaining uninvolved in unjust conflicts and to safeguard the Holy Sees role as patron of all the faithful in all factions across the world.

His Holiness the Pope Pius XVII also condemns the atrocities under the Christos regime and expresses a desire for firm action from the Xinjiangi authorities to show the world that its intent is veritable in fulfilling its duties towards its people. The Holy See would also like to make known its availability in a mediatory role in the conflict between Xinjiang and its rebels, and in conflicts between the powers of the world at large.

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The Holy See wishes to announce that the following shall be the official figures of the papal states

Language: Latin
Ethnicity: Italian
State Religion: Catholic Christianity
Goverment: Ecclesiocracy
Politics: Theocratic Beaureacracy

The History of the Papal States since the cataclysm unfortunately is hidden in secret vaults not currently in papal hands. They shall be revealed upon the occasion of rediscovery.

~ Pope Pius XVII

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ooc: I have decided to descend into this game and take over Tuscany. Why? well Tuscany has a nice climate and it doesn't belong to anyone. Furthermore its a nice distance from a savage Xinjiang meaning I can play as a nation AND at the same time be secret advisor to a certain nation to further the proclaimed goal of my intrusion into IOT.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Your emergence in this game was hands-down, one of the best I've ever witnessed. Obviously there's a history between you, and I rarely follow games I'm not playing; mind divulging wherefore comes this animosity toward christos?