The Online Dating Persona Test

[classical_hero]

http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test

What personality are you? There are sixteen basic types that are separated according to gender.

Here is what I am.
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

 

[bhsup]

Same as Classical Hero's results. It said my exact opposite was "The Hornivore".

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td>  <TABLE>  <TBODY>  <TR>  <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGLDm.gif" name=thebigpicture11>           </TD>  <TD>  </TD>  <TD vAlign=top>  <CENTER><FONT size=5>The Slow Dancer</FONT><BR><FONT size=4><B>D</B>eliberate<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>G</B>entle<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>L</B>ove<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>D</B>reamer (<FONT shmolor=red>DGLDm</FONT>)</FONT><BR><BR></CENTER>    Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are <B>The Slow Dancer</B>. <BR><BR>    Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have <FONT shmolor=blue>average </FONT>experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even <I>begin</I> settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your <B>ideal woman</B> is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive. <BR><BR><!-- begin exact opposite table -->  <CENTER>  <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0>  <TBODY>  <TR height=20>  <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee><SPAN class=tiny>Your exact opposite:<BR><B>The Hornivore</B><BR><img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBSMm_thumb.gif" vspace=7><BR>Random<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Brutal<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Sex<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Master<BR></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><!-- end exact opposite table -->    While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.<BR><BR><BR><img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> <BR><BR><FONT shmolor=red>ALWAYS AVOID</FONT>: <B>The Battleaxe</B> <BR><BR><FONT shmolor=blue>CONSIDER</FONT>: <B>The Maid of Honor</B> or <B>The Sonnet</B> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>   <br><br>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'><b>The 32-Type Dating Test</b></a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'><b><b>OkCupid</b> - Free Online Dating</b></a>.</td></tr></table>

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

There are certain posters who should avoid this like the plague, but you just know they won't . . .

And my results to come.

 

[Richard Cribb]

Like I didn't know already.

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.


Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all ****ing costs.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

 

[MamboJoel]

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

 

[Masquerouge]

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)

Weird. I guess that's because this test is not really suited to married people... and doesn't make the difference between liking something and actually doing it.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

 

[Eukaryote]

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.


Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

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Okay I'm freakin' fourteen, I'm not a sex maniac. I am carefree, euthusiastic, rarley discouraged, and a fun person, but everything else is bullshiat.

 

[Gr3yL3gion]

This is really bullfeathers.

My results? The Boy Next Door

 

[angeleyes]

Wallflower (?)

 

[Cookie Crumbs]

Pool Boy. These tests are generally bullfeathers, but always a good fun time-waster .

 

[willemvanoranje]

I actually could not hold my laugh when reading this. Especially the middle part about *trying* to move on before.. well, read it yourself. Great stuff.

The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)


Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse

Hmmm.. raise my standards..

 

[downtown]

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

 

[downtown]

I'm suspecting that 20 year old "slow dancers" living in rural ohio usually are out of luck. I miss DC...

 

[brennan]

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

That last bit is seriously worrying.

 

[Synobun]

Wicked:

he Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

 

[toh6wy]

I remember taking this test a while ago, and I got the Slow Dancer.

[edit] Yup, still the Slow Dancer. [/edit]

 

[Left]

The Boy Next Door

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men.

Hey, I'm dangerous! Sometimes I wait until the very last minute to pay to phone bill!

 

[Shawnosaurus]

Made me laugh that the STD question sent you to match.com

Way to go, now I'm all afraid of battleaxes, whoever they are. Judging by the poll the slow dancer was very common.

 

[Taliesin]

Another slow dancer here.