The Rules of Being a Man

[Rambuchan]

Espresso is a sissy drink. The mugs are so teeny tiny! Sure they make you FEEL like a big man when you're holding them, but really you're just a Europansy in a Wendy house.

Regarding my bold:

I am sorry to say, but that is not quite true. Not all men want sex every second at every wakeing moment. This is the kind of thinking that women protrays men as pigs who think nothing about sex.

Oh please, spare us your girly, asexual whining!


Note to self: Must get round to passing the film laws.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

Is this thread still here?

A Real Man follows no rules

 

[Bartleby]

No, a real man follows no rules.

 

[Rambuchan]

No, a REAL MAN follows NO rules.

 

[Bartleby]

You forgot to bold the full stop.

 

[Rambuchan]

Did I go overboard with my edit?

 

[Bartleby]

No, that's fine. *edges away*

 

[Volum]

I just checked the 37 pages, and im curious as why there is no rules regarding pink?

NO man, wheres pink, ever. Dosnt matter if its fashion, we do not wear pink!

 

[thetrooper]

^ Don Johnson did in Miami Vice...

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

I just checked the 37 pages, and im curious as why there is no rules regarding pink?

NO man, wheres pink, ever. Dosnt matter if its fashion, we do not wear pink!

There was a whole thread devoted to the wearing of Pink. I can't find it now.

I disagree. Real Men fear no mere colour.

 

[Mirc]

Real Men fear no mere colour.

That's right! Real man will fight pink until the end! They don't fear it!

 

[soul_warrior]

Originally Posted by CivGeneral
I am sorry to say, but that is not quite true. Not all men want sex every second at every wakeing moment. This is the kind of thinking that women protrays men as pigs who think nothing about sex.

Agreed!

We use the rest of the time to tell our mates of our heroic feats!

 

[Dann]

Speak for yourself. Real men don't kiss and tell.

However this statement:

Not all men want sex every second at every wakeing moment.

Is true. Us real men still do need to rest for a few seconds after every "discharge". Consider it "reloading".

Or maybe "recharging" is more apt as it's a plasma weapon.

 

[Rambuchan]

Gentlemen,

RULE 24 ~ Regarding Film Consumption: Is now passed!

Please check the OP and extend your thanks to Elder Brown for proposing the Bill. My thanks to all who contributed. This is a crucially important lifestyle ruling and an historic day for men in general.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

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RULE 5 ~ Always make a determined effort to pay the bill.

Whether you earn more than the woman or not, you must do so. If the lady insists forcefully, you have to accept that times have changed and let her do it. But make sure she realises you are not happy about it.

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I just thought I'd post this as a rationale for the importance of RULE 5.

"You ate the food, you drank the wine; do the right thing"

 

[Dann]

Insist to pay on a date? That's a fricking given. Anyone who does otherwise is a creep.

Over here even among all-male gatherings the fights for paying the bill at the end are legendary, starting from the table and ending up at the cashier. Oftentimes we have to be restrained by the attendants. The cashier, however, usually is a smart cookie and will take the highest rated Platinum card in the lot, instead of some other bloke's cash.

The only exeption is when there is an obvious social pecking order present. If you're just a manager you DO NOT fight for the bill with the opposing CEO, if you want a chance to handle their business. Make a half-hearted gesture at the beginning but stop once he opens his wallet.

The above is a serious post for once.

 

[Whomp]

I am sorry to say, but that is not quite true. Not all men want sex every second at every wakeing moment. This is the kind of thinking that women protrays men as pigs who think nothing about sex.

That's a load of crap. Men may be from Mars and jerks but pigs? Pigs are too smart.

Dann is right. It's more "recharge" than anything.

 

[Tekee]

LOL I hate these laws of being a man,
The young generation should just treat Male and Females equal, and Machoism is the thing I hate the most !!

 

[JerichoHill]

Then you missed the point.

These are good rules to live bye.

 

[jonatas]

Can we have a ruling on bar-fights? Like a real man has been in a bar-fight or something?