The Rules of Being a Man

The way I see it real men drink wine.
In fact, I would go so far as to say a nice Castello Banfi Brunello can seal the deal (romantically or otherwise).
Now on the other hand, any real man caught drinking a wine cooler should have a red flag thrown at them.
 
This wine thing could get ugly. I'm picky with my wines and take some pride in it but I don't feel, sorry I didn't mean feel there - of course not! ha! - I reason that wine should not be 'an excluder' or occupy some elite ground. Many men don't drink wine but rather just Scotch. And that's clearly very good behaviour, so I don't think we can frown upon non-wine drinkers.

However, associating oneself with a bottle Frascati, or say Blue Nun, is a clear :nono: however, and should be left for the ladies to order/quaff.
 
Classical you must be drunk. Real men need to drink because its the only time theyre allowed to feel and express emotions in public.
 
Rambuchan said:
This wine thing could get ugly. I'm picky with my wines and take some pride in it but I don't feel, sorry I didn't mean feel there - of course not! ha! - I reason that wine should not be 'an excluder' or occupy some elite ground. Many men don't drink wine but rather just Scotch. And that's clearly very good behaviour, so I don't think we can frown upon non-wine drinkers.

last time i had some wine was back in 2002, it was me with a buncha girls, out on the streets during summer

there was this bottle of wine they had, that no one wanted

i drank all of it, and then puked it all out (because of the taste, i wasnt even slightly drunk)

you should see a guy puke wine, it looks alot like blood and scares people :goodjob:
 
Jawz II said:
last time i had some wine was back in 2002, it was me a buncha girls, out on the streets during summer

there was this bottles of wine they had, that no one wanted

i drank all of it, and then puked it all out (because of the taste, i wasnt even slightly drunk)

you should see a guy puke wine, it looks alot like blood and scares people :goodjob:
And @ Hero: You've both made my mind up, I gotta get back to work. Good luck to you 'guys'. :shakehead

(why have I had to use this smiley so much today?)
 
Bartleby said:
Is there a rule regarding puking?
Yes, when puking in public, its ok to vomit on someone else, but getting any on your own clothes or shoes is verboten.
 
Rambuchan said:
And @ Hero: You've both made my mind up, I gotta get back to work. Good luck to you 'guys'. :shakehead

(why have I had to use this smiley so much today?)
Don't you mean, "Real Men". ;)
 
classical_hero said:
Don't you mean, "Real Men". ;)
:shakehead

that must be the 5th time today!
 
mrtn said:
About the Wine issue I was thinking that if a man drinks wine this should be that special 1985 Bon Homme du Merde, i e he should be a compulsive collector that knows more about wine than anyone else present.

Drinking cheap Vin de Table is not manly.

No, I disagree with you. First of all, there's a big difference between cheap and affordable, which depends alot on context. You go to any real wine making country, like any Latin country in Europe for example, and you'll find excellent and affordable table wines, and adults, real men and women :groucho: both , drinking them... Wine tends to be cheaper than milk anyway in these countries

This thing about the refined turtleneck wearing wine collector is decidedly gay.... Plus Australians make damn fine wines, so it can't be that unmanly....

In any case, there's nothing quite like a good wine buzz :D
 
jonatas said:
Plus Australians make damn fine wines, so it can't be that unmanly....
Reported for trolling!!!! :mad: I'm only just holding myself back now.

j/k
 
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