The Rules of Being a Man

[King Alexander]

It is if that wealth allows you to have 4 goons/bodyguards around you all the time.

If someone expects from his bodyguards to fill the emptyness of his manliness/character by being around him, I pity him, for sure.

Lighten up. This is a joke thread where we make fun of all them stereotyping and post the most outrageous ideas we can think of.

I know it's a joke thread. However, at some things I say, I'm serious.

 

[Dann]

If someone expects from his bodyguards to fill the emptyness of his manliness/character by being around him, I pity him, for sure.

As do I, and everybody else with half a brain. But would any one of us challenge him in his face about the matter? I think not.

 

[King Alexander]

As do I, and everybody else with half a brain. But would any one of us challenge him in his face about the matter? I think not.

Look, a fool is a fool, no question. Will anyone waste his time to see what fools do or not, as long as he's not harming you? I don't think so, and people don't do that. Thing is if the fool will be fool enough to begin messing with other people's private business. Every person has a certain limit on what he can endure if someone keeps to offend him time and time again: past that, anything is on, bodyguards or not.
P.S.: ok, I might be an extreme example, but that's the way I think and react.

 

[Dann]

Fair enough. Personally I prefer walking away.

My health is more valuable than any macho BS.

 

[JohnRM]

Geez, who is the Mystic that ressurected this thread?

 

[BCLG100]

i think someone saw a link ram posted for this thread in a similar sorta thread and it stemmed from there.

 

[Dragonlord]

Geez, who is the Mystic that ressurected this thread?

I'm grateful for it because I missed it first time around.... laughing my *cough* off here....

The funniest thing about those rules is how we men actually DO follow most of them, consciously or unconsciously... I kept laughing out loud, thinking "I really DO act that way!"

Though I do like wine and I even drink a Bailey's occasionally...

 

[Rambuchan]

and I even drink a Bailey's occasionally...

Anyway, thanks for enjoying the thread on its second time round.

 

[Jawz II]

for christmas i got like 6 bottles of wine, and i had some free time then and no beer, so i drank them.

to be honest during the last few bottles the sour rotten aftertaste didnt bother me anymore. i even liked the taste of wine, if it was cold. i guess ive aquired the taste now.

 

[Rambuchan]

Are you asking me to turn this thread into a manly confessional booth Jawz?

If so, then go away and say 5 chauvanist jokes, scratch your balls twice and a belch in public once. All shall be forgiven after such penance my child.

 

[Jawz II]

no, im saying wine isnt too horrible if you give it a chance. or 6.

 

[Rambuchan]

Oh right, as you were then.

 

[Mathilda]

Mathilda: I never got back to you about the difference between the shallowness diplayed by men and blondes. That's because someone correctly identified it already. Something to do with giggling and grunting.

I see the end result as pretty much the same.
Which is why I'm not keen on grunting men or giggling women.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Wine is ok as long as you drink it out of the bottle.

As for the difference between the shallowness of men and of women, its simple. Women are shallow when it comes to their looks. Men are shallow when it comes to womens looks.

 

[Mathilda]

As for the difference between the shallowness of men and of women, its simple. Women are shallow when it comes to their looks. Men are shallow when it comes to womens looks.

You think women aren't shallow when it comes to mens' looks?
I have a different experience.

 

[CartesianFart]

Wine is ok as long as you drink it out of the bottle.

As for the difference between the shallowness of men and of women, its simple. Women are shallow when it comes to their looks. Men are shallow when it comes to womens looks.

I think this is the wines' that is doing the speaking. Women are shallow,have you ever had a friendgirl,not a girlfriend.They can give you reliable information,which is good to see some of their advice.

Kinda funny the word 'advice' have the word vice.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

You think women aren't shallow when it comes to mens' looks?
I have a different experience.

Hmmm. I hear ya Mathilda, but in my experience, women spend alot more time looking in the mirror, or at each other, than they do men. Men are like extras in some great female drama

 

[Bozo Erectus]

I think this is the wines' that is doing the speaking. Women are shallow,have you ever had a friendgirl,not a girlfriend.They can give you reliable information,which is good to see some of their advice.

When men and women are 'just friends', it means that one of them would like to have sex with the other, but the other doesnt want to.

Kinda funny the word 'advice' have the word vice.

Yeah, add vice, you havent got nearly enough

 

[Mise]

When men and women are 'just friends', it means that one of them would like to have sex with the other, but the other doesnt want to.

Yeah, "just friends" implies you want something more, like "just potatoes".

Alice: "Hey Bob, what're you having?"
Bob: "Just potatoes."
Alice: "Don't you want something more than just potatoes?"
Bob: "Yes please Alice, I would love something more than just potatoes, but unfortunately potatoes is all I'll ever have."
*Alice smiles nervously and heads for the nearest exit.*

 

[CartesianFart]

When men and women are 'just friends', it means that one of them would like to have sex with the other, but the other doesnt want to.

Mostly true,but in some variation,i say get a ugly chick friend.Trust me,you don't want to bang an ugly chick or unless you prefer ugly chicks.

Yeah, add vice, you havent got nearly enough

Interesting on how you percieve vice in challenge of an advice.