The Special Services Division: An Action Chatroom
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landlubber
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Andropov died, but the rest of us got out alive.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
Let me explain better:
Andropov wanted to stay behind to give the team a chance to escape. Most people took the oppertunity to run to the choppah, but Sven and Viking wanted her to come with them (Not sure if the crash happened beforehand, but I eventually came down from the roof to medic people). Eventually, Andropov convinced Sven to trust her and run, but Viking, still scarred to what happened to Eve, just would not let her be left to die and started carrying her to the rafters.
Facing being shot by another Dale, mind games from Elsa, being left behind by the pilot, and even sexual harrasment charges by the Cap, he continued onwards to the rafters, but missed the jump and fell. From there on, the two started yelling at each other that they would leave until the other did so (And, as Nuke said, if he left first, she wouldn't at all). Eventually, Sasha blew a hole in the roof with her rocket launcher, and after I made an epic pun involving LH's name, LH decided to have the choppah get moving, get over the hole, and send two ropes down. I made sure both of us were on the ropes, and told the pilot to move us up, meaning the rope. But he moves the choppah itself up until I correct him.
Just want to let you know that the above took 30 IRL minutes, and the next paragraph took a minute or two.
Red mentioned, OOC, that it would suck if she let go or something along those lines. So, LH rolled for it. After getting two 10s (A reroll), I get an... eight. She slips and lets go. LH feels pity on me, and lets me roll to try to catch her. I barely fail that roll, and the cap fell to her death.
And that's how she died.
Our new captian is Arthur Nix, but we all call him Louis for whatever reason. He's Canadian (Strike 1), and is very insensitive and abrasive (Strike 2). In his introduction, he called Andropov "an emotional timebomb", and her death as "a screw up" (Strike 3, you're out). We all hate him, and Red tried hacking his computer, but found only gay porn and World of Warcraft.
Nukeknockout
Rusty Hinge
Sasha calls him "Louis" as a reference to "Louis Cypher". But mostly to piss him off.
He's going to find himself the victim of a lot of random, potentially insane pranks. And he'd better remember that bullets don't all come from the front.
-Nukeknockout
He's going to find himself the victim of a lot of random, potentially insane pranks. And he'd better remember that bullets don't all come from the front.
-Nukeknockout
landlubber
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Lets all be happy the English Nobility don't have a tradition of Ritual Suicide upon failure... Consider Crumpet officially depressed as of right now.
DT
Sven is probably suicidal right now. Such a tragic end to such a heartwarming story arc.
Lighthearter
President of the United States
Mission tomorrow - anytime, really.
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SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
What in the name of Allanrah, ice cream, toast, and M21 sniper rifles happened while I was gone ?!?!?!?! :suicide:
Nukeknockout
Rusty Hinge
Season Two ended. recap:
We were deployed to Venezuela to destroy a cloning facility, which we did. To find said facility, we let Wayne torture a couple people, including at last one innocent girl. We were then forced to kill Jason Wayne. Sasha wasn't present because she had fallen asleep with her stealth suit on. We were then brought back to base in Scotland. The USA used an Airborne regiment, supported by Marines deployed from helicopters, to attack our base. This action declared war against the UK, which declared war against NATO, which has snowballed into pretty much ever major nation in the entire world vs the USA.
We then went BACK to Venezuela because Viking felt guilty over forgetting to RELEASE the innocent girl. We went back there, found a f***ing T-Rex, fought it and won. Viking managed to save a different girl named Elsa, but Dale shot the innocent girl to death JUST to be a douchebag. Dale then summoned an ACH-47(!!!) which dropped 8 Army Regulars. Our chopper interrupted the "Boss Battle" with ATA missiles and it's chaingun. During the fight, Crumpet accidentally tranqed Sasha, who had also suffered two bullet wounds and multiple broken ribs during the battle.
We returned to a French Carrier and recuperated and all, but the USA apparently attacked the fleet in a full scale battle, and during the fight, a number of USA helicopters managed to land on the carrier, which did NOT launch any planes. The SSD squad dealt with enemy Agents attacking the control tower under their own initiative. Near the end of the fight, a man in SWAT armor called Tigershark showed up and made some ultimatums.
The SSD squad was then deployed to Seattle to take down another cloning facility, with emphasis on hacking it's computers to find the locations of the other facilities, under cover of a full scale air battle utilizing PLAAF, either V-VSR or AVMF, and JASDF air assets on one side and USAF assets on the other side. Our helicopter managed to stay mostly unnoticed as it deployed us to a warehouse. Once inside, we assaulted the facility and took down defenders. Then Dale started singing. At about this point, our helicopter was intercepted by an F-22a Raptor, which failed it's INT check and attacked the chopper with it's gun instead of it's missiles. The Raptor was chased away by a PLAAF Chengdu J-10.
Then EVERY pod in the cloning facility opened up, releasing HUNDREDs, possibly THOUSANDS, of Agents. We retreated, despite basically none of them having weapons, which we assumed they did have. Sasha scored a 1-shot 79 kills with a Rocket Launcher, including Dale. We kept retreating. Through a series of wacky hijinks, Sasha wound up scoring 137 total kills that mission(I love grenades). Andropov tried to stay behind and perform a heroic sacrifice, but Viking was having NONE of that. Despite trying extremely hard to save the captain, she chose to die in the end.
We got a new commanding officer-guy's name is Arthur Nix, everybody hates him. Red hacked into his computer, and Sasha is basically terrorizing him. Sven thinks we should give him a chance despite him bad-mouthing our old captain and reminding everybody of Jason and Viking just doesn't want to deal with him.
-Nukeknockout
HEY, I TRANQUED MYSELF BEFORE I TRANQUED YOU!!! 
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Lord Crumpets Top 5 moments of this season:
1- Lasers are inaccurate.
RFC decides that his aiming skills are so bad that he has a better chance of hitting the enemy if he aims away from them. "RFC. MISSES. THE. SKY." Far, far away something in the sky was blasted, and all we saw was a burning fireball arching slowly across the heavens...
2-One Shot, Unbeleivable kills
Sasha (Nuke) attempts to shoot Dale with a Rocket launcher. He rolls a 20. Not only does she kill Dale, but she blows a hole in the catwalks and Kills 78 other agents. A grand total of 79 kills in one shot. The problem is, that was only about half of them.
3-TIME TRAVELING DINOSAUR!!!
On a mission in Venezuala, Sasha, Viking, and Crumpet come across a truck guarded by soldiers (we think they were American). During the Firefight the truck is smashed open from the Inside. By a Miniture T-Rex. Reactions ranged from 'WTH' to 'OMG.'
4- Headshot Frenzy
Whilst fighting outside one of Dales cloning Facilities, A wounded sven fires a burst from an M16 into a group of greens. He gets not one, not two, not three, not four, but FIVE HEADSHOTS!!! LH somes up the groups reaction perfectly when his "<Jaw drops to floor>"
Countdown Extra: Fighting back is not Nice
The T-Rex stormed towards Crumpet, who fires a tranquilizer dart. He hits himself. Before it can devour him, Sasha, suffering multiple bullet wounds and broken ribs, wakes up and shoots it. The Dinosuar goes after her. Crumpet Wakes up and fires another Tranquilizer. It hits Sasha. She was not Amused...
5-Mission Impossible
During the fight with Wayne, Red Spy Throws his knife at him. Wayne is in the bathroom, and there is a wall between them. Red Gets a Groin Shot. HE THREW A KNIFE THROUGH A WALL!!! Most people were slightly Surprised.
Special Mentions:
-The fall of RFC. 13 Injuries. 6 from Crumpet, 5 From Andropov, 1 from Red, 1 from the enemy.
-The forest is burnt down. Twice. Once By RFC, and Again by Sasha.
-"Crumpet, have you come up with a plan to kill these colonials yet?""Working on it old chap"
-Red and Viking get drunk, Sven and Andropov dance, Crumpet and Wayne Fight to the death
-Several members of the team are on a boat. None of them have seamanship. Nuke attempts to kidnap the Nuclear Submarines Helmsman. Crumpet Attempts to make oars. He uses C4...
-Omega Puts out a fire with a flamethrower, LH: " I don't know by what laws of physics, but you do it"
-Lubber: "Hey Dale. Heard you raped Rose. Was it fun?"
-Nix's Tvropes History includes the 'Action Chatroom' Page Omega: "So if he goes onto the Action Chatroom page, we've gone meta.
" "Appears we did"
DT
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Lord Crumpets Top 5 moments of this season:
1- Lasers are inaccurate.
RFC decides that his aiming skills are so bad that he has a better chance of hitting the enemy if he aims away from them. "RFC. MISSES. THE. SKY." Far, far away something in the sky was blasted, and all we saw was a burning fireball arching slowly across the heavens...
2-One Shot, Unbeleivable kills
Sasha (Nuke) attempts to shoot Dale with a Rocket launcher. He rolls a 20. Not only does she kill Dale, but she blows a hole in the catwalks and Kills 78 other agents. A grand total of 79 kills in one shot. The problem is, that was only about half of them.
3-TIME TRAVELING DINOSAUR!!!
On a mission in Venezuala, Sasha, Viking, and Crumpet come across a truck guarded by soldiers (we think they were American). During the Firefight the truck is smashed open from the Inside. By a Miniture T-Rex. Reactions ranged from 'WTH' to 'OMG.'
4- Headshot Frenzy
Whilst fighting outside one of Dales cloning Facilities, A wounded sven fires a burst from an M16 into a group of greens. He gets not one, not two, not three, not four, but FIVE HEADSHOTS!!! LH somes up the groups reaction perfectly when his "<Jaw drops to floor>"
Countdown Extra: Fighting back is not Nice
The T-Rex stormed towards Crumpet, who fires a tranquilizer dart. He hits himself. Before it can devour him, Sasha, suffering multiple bullet wounds and broken ribs, wakes up and shoots it. The Dinosuar goes after her. Crumpet Wakes up and fires another Tranquilizer. It hits Sasha. She was not Amused...
5-Mission Impossible
During the fight with Wayne, Red Spy Throws his knife at him. Wayne is in the bathroom, and there is a wall between them. Red Gets a Groin Shot. HE THREW A KNIFE THROUGH A WALL!!! Most people were slightly Surprised.
Special Mentions:
-The fall of RFC. 13 Injuries. 6 from Crumpet, 5 From Andropov, 1 from Red, 1 from the enemy.
-The forest is burnt down. Twice. Once By RFC, and Again by Sasha.
-"Crumpet, have you come up with a plan to kill these colonials yet?""Working on it old chap"
-Red and Viking get drunk, Sven and Andropov dance, Crumpet and Wayne Fight to the death
-Several members of the team are on a boat. None of them have seamanship. Nuke attempts to kidnap the Nuclear Submarines Helmsman. Crumpet Attempts to make oars. He uses C4...
-Omega Puts out a fire with a flamethrower, LH: " I don't know by what laws of physics, but you do it"
-Lubber: "Hey Dale. Heard you raped Rose. Was it fun?"
-Nix's Tvropes History includes the 'Action Chatroom' Page Omega: "So if he goes onto the Action Chatroom page, we've gone meta.
" "Appears we did"DT
OOC: CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!!! ![[party]](/images/smilies/partytime.gif "Party [party]")
IC: Svensgaard Has spat on my Honour!![[pissed]](/images/smilies/pissed.gif "Pissed [pissed]")
Captain Nix was killed by Sven on mission to kill a bunch of americans disguiesd as pirates.
Edit: According to Operative Remus, the Canadians have joined the USA in their petty colonial rebellion.
Perhaps of more import, Elsa, the girl Viking is so obssesed with, has joined Dale.
DT
IC: Svensgaard Has spat on my Honour!
Captain Nix was killed by Sven on mission to kill a bunch of americans disguiesd as pirates.
Edit: According to Operative Remus, the Canadians have joined the USA in their petty colonial rebellion.
Perhaps of more import, Elsa, the girl Viking is so obssesed with, has joined Dale.
DT
Omega124
Challenging Fate
Recap from when I left? (Crumpet and I were in the trapdoor_
Well, We were escorted into a room in which we found Remus being interrogated by a man going by the Name of 'Nantz'. Nuke and Lubber were attacking the cabin from above, and Sven cleared out the top floor whilst Nuke went downstairs. I distracted Nantz with some witty banter ("Do we really have to be so incivil about all this?") and Nuke blasted the door to the basement open. Nantz escaped, but the guards were killed, Remus and the Hostages freed, and Nix may or may not be our prisoner (I said to grab him, but I'm not sure if I actually did). Whether Nantz survived is uncertain, as Nuke brought the tunnel we were in down whilst Nantz fled down it, but We couldnt see if he had made it to the exit or not.
We did a little talking to Remus, and it seems the Canadaians have sided with the US. We have also discovered that Elsa is freinds with Dale (or more if everything is to be believed).
Also of Note: Nuke Found 6 pairs of googles which appear to allow the wearer to see stealthed foes. I Call Dibbs on one. My Personal Reccomendation is to give a pair too: Sasha, Svensgaard, Viking, Crumpet, Dilver, and Redspy.
DT
We did a little talking to Remus, and it seems the Canadaians have sided with the US. We have also discovered that Elsa is freinds with Dale (or more if everything is to be believed).
Also of Note: Nuke Found 6 pairs of googles which appear to allow the wearer to see stealthed foes. I Call Dibbs on one.
My Personal Reccomendation is to give a pair too: Sasha, Svensgaard, Viking, Crumpet, Dilver, and Redspy.DT
Omega124
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bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
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landlubber
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I thought it said that it makes people talk. For interrogation purposes.
@Red- Unfortunately High Command has appropriated those. And the note that came with them did indicate they would get people talking.
@Omega: I shall quote you the relevant section.
Anna: "A problem named Elsa Adler"
Anna: "She's joined hands with Dale"
Anna: *Shudders* "Among...other...parts"
Svensgaard: "...and how would you know this may I ask?"
Anna: "Because I've spent years becoming Elsa's Friend"
Anna: "The Canadians are throwing in with the Americans as well"
DT
And the note that came with them did indicate they would get people talking.@Omega: I shall quote you the relevant section.
Anna: "A problem named Elsa Adler"
Anna: "She's joined hands with Dale"
Anna: *Shudders* "Among...other...parts"
Svensgaard: "...and how would you know this may I ask?"
Anna: "Because I've spent years becoming Elsa's Friend"
Anna: "The Canadians are throwing in with the Americans as well"
DT
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