The Suicide Game

[GhostWriter16]

Soccer is so boring I die of monotony before it lands just by looking at it.

I drop the US Constitution

 

[fdgsgds]

The Bill of Rights turns into the Bill of Might; and it kills me.

I drop George Dubya Bush.

 

[W|M]

Soccer is so boring I die of monotony before it lands just by looking at it.

I drop George Dubya Bush.

He seizes power in Texas. I die fighting him.

I drop my Geography homework.

 

[_random_]

As a typical American who knows very little about geography, I am confused to death.

I drop the rent, which is too damn high.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I dont pay rent, rent pays me so the party kills me

I drop a proton

 

[Darth Caesar]

It turns into a torpedo then flys into a thermal exhaust point blowing up a Death Star which sends deprees flying towards my ship which destroys it.

I drop my RTD.

 

[landlubber]

I roll a 1.

I drop my NOTW.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I sign up, but another new member takes it seriously and kills all the other players in RL, including me.

I drop a copy of Civilization IV.

 

[Graceheart the Leopard]

An explosive copy of Civilization IV.

I bump a two year old thread.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I die of excitement

I drop Argentina

 

[CivDad]

I just stay where I am.

I drop a geode.

 

[JohannaK]

My brain melts trying to find out what that is.

I drop a tear.

 

[choxorn]

It lands in my mouth and I choke on it.

I drop a speed bump.

 

[dragonprobably]

The speed bump came to life and killed me.

I left an asthma inhaler.

 

[Terrance888]

I got inhaled into a giants lungs.

I drop gum drop.

 

[dragonprobably]

The gumdrop was made of Cyanide.

I drop my dead corpse.

 

[cluckay]

I become Juliet.

I drop MartinLuthur's daggar

 

[SouthernKing]

The dagger forces me to commit hara-kiri with it

I drop Mickey Mouse

 

[dragonprobably]

He bores me to death.

I leave behind a book on how to be better at grammar.