The Suicide Game

[Krill]

OK then.

I slit my wrists with pieces of the broken DVD.

I drop the words "You're a talentless MF" into a conversation with Simon Cowell.

Better

 

[choxorn]

The words materialize into blocks above my head and crush me.

I drop a star.

 

[KaiserElectric]

A fat italian plumber takes it and walks into me. I get flipped off of the ground.

I drop a bullet with an angry face on it.

 

[Terrance888]

It hits a guy with a smily face on him. He goes into rage and plummels me.

I drop my pants.

 

[BananaLee]

I die of laughter (third time)

I drop Chuck Norris

 

[choxorn]

He falls to his death and dies. The department of reduncancy department then kills me for being too redundant.

I drop a stick.

 

[mythmonster2]

Chuck Norris sees your post in which he dies, and in a fit of rage destroys the universe. Including me.

I drop a hardware store.

 

[_random_]

I am inspired to start singing "Hardware Store" by Weird Al. Unfortunately, I get lethally tongue-tied in the list of merchandise.

I drop a pizza coupon

 

[Icekommander]

I eat and suffer ink Poisoning.

I drop a dust bunny.

 

[choxorn]

I sneeze and blow my head off.

I drop ashes.

 

[Smartbluma]

They get in my hair and a crazy arsonist lights me on fire to add to the ashes.

I drop the stock market.

 

[BakingTheArt]

My house is foreclosed, and I end up living in a box in the streets of Los Angeles. Because people do not believe I'm a Vietnam vet, my box is foreclosed. I turn to drug dealing, and get brain damage because I smoked too much of a Meth/Crack hybrid I invented. I can't afford health care, so I slowly wait for my death. Suddenly, ninjas. Thousands of them.

I drop my glasses.

 

[BananaLee]

I step on it. You get pissed off and call ninjas. Millions of them.

I drop a ninja

 

[mythmonster2]

He provokes a bunch of pirates who then start an intergalactic war with the ninjas and, for some reason, the zombies, and I'm killed when a zombie bomb accidentally misses the Pirate stronghold of New Orleans.

I drop a tissue.

 

[carmen510]

A blow my nose into it, followed by my brains.

I drop a Can of Coca-Cola.

 

[BakingTheArt]

I drink some, and then down a pack of mentos. My stomach explodes in a mass of blood and high fructose corn syrup.

I drop some bad news. ;_;

 

[choxorn]

The bad news is that in the giant pirate/ninja/zombie war, the vampires and werewolfs have joined in. Forks is immediately carpet-bombed, and one of the bombs sends a small speck of metal flying into a passing wind storm. It combines with various specks of dust to form a giant ball of garbage that hits me in the head. I laugh so hard that I die.

I drop a very big object.

 

[carmen510]

I die from the sight of yo mamma.

I drop Dora the Explorer.

 

[mythmonster2]

I get shot by border patrol trying to gun her down.

I drop a tree in the forest, but noone is around to hear it.

 

[BakingTheArt]

"But does it make a sound...? Of course it does, sound exists even when people aren't around to hear it. But why would it? The purpose of sound is to be heard, right? No, it's a natural phenomena. No, god made it that way. AGHHGH!" *Head asplodes*

I drop a ball of air.