The worst way to say...

[TheDuckOfFlanders]

-to someone her husband just died...

"Have you ever saw 5 kilo of spaghetti spread accros the wall?"

"ah ,he was a bastard afterall"

-you love a girl

"Yo ,slut!"

"you will always be my little freighter"

"lets have some buttsex tonight."

you want to lend some money

"Hi ,i'm doing a Visa survey"

"all of my four kids have cancer in their anusses, and they all have four anusses"

 

[scorch]

Her Husband has died
'Hey, are you Harrys Widow?'
'Me? Im not a widow'
'Wanna bet a sixpack you arent?'

 

[TheDuckOfFlanders]

-you are impotent

"my gun has his safety on"

"there's a cold war in my pants"

-youre seniel

"what did i wanted to say again?"

-you aren't a junkie

" I only deal some in my spare time"

"no ,those 12 colombians are just pen-friends comming over"

 

[scorch]

You want to have sex with her -
I wanna park the beefbus in tunatown you know what im saying?

You've been fired -
I guess you should get a job now.