Things to never say to a cop

[Flying Pig]

What's that? (I can't see it)

 

[ParadigmShifter]

It's Adam Buxton doing a self-censored rap to NWAs **** the police. It's very amusing.

EDIT: google "Help the police adam buxton youtube"

 

[Onionsoilder]

Was very amusing at first. Started to get boring after watching it for about 30 seconds though, since it was pretty much the same thing over and over again.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Just plain insulting the guy works as well.


"You're fat"


"You suck"
ect.

 

[W|M]

(After he/she asks for your ID). What, the fake one or the real one?

 

[Mad Man]

Is this crack fake?

 

[mechaerik]

Can I borrow your car?

 

[Mad Man]

does this bomb vest make me look fat?

 

[Dumanios]

"Give me a ticket and I'll sue yo A$$!"

 

[choxorn]

Crack? Oh, no, that's uh... Sugar. Yeah, Sugar. Here, try some!