Three quick Diana jokes!

[Dolph]

Here are three quick jokes about princess Diana - hope you don't get offended:

Q: Why did Elton John play at Diana's funeral?
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A: Because Crash Test Dummies couldn't play!


Q: How can we be sure that Diana didn't have dendruff when she died?
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A: Because they found her Heads & Shoulders on the passenger seat!


Q: Did you know that Diana was in the radio the day she died?
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A: ...And in the ashtray, and in the glovebox, ...

 

[Evil Tyrant]

Maybe it's just me, but those don't seem to be in very good taste.

 

[Mise]

The last one was ok, the rest weren't that funny... Anyone know any better Lady Die jokes?

 

[Ramius75]

Ehhhh..... i actually do find no2 the funniest...

 

[Abaddon]

erm, random troller 1 poster no doubt.

 

[Dolph]

erm, random troller 1 poster no doubt.

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Thanks for the warm welcome...
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...Or it was maybe meant as a joke???

 

[TrailblazingScot]

Nah, a social commentary.

 

[Jawz II]

they were pretty good.

 

[Samson]

What is the similarity between diana's limo and a french police car?

The driver is drunk and there is an arab in the back.

 

[Rambuchan]

Not bad Samson. And FWIW I found the first three pretty funny in a groany sort of way. Thanks Dolph!

A friend of mine was working as a cartoonist for a paper in London when Diana died. He did a great cartoon, and I wish I still had a copy of it. It saw the car zooming along, with the driver in the front seat, Diana and Dodi in the back. Diana was straddled over Dodi and, as the car went speeding along, her speech bubble said: "Oh faster, faster!" Both men had speech bubbles say: "As you wish ma'am."

I dunno if the humour translates like this but that was a good one.

 

[BCLG100]

i quietly chuckled hardly screamed with laughter but not that bad

 

[El_Machinae]

With all her work with the UN, people used to say that Diana's heart was in the right place. So then why was it found on the dashboard?

 

[MjM]

Horrible.

 

[Perfection]

Horrible.

Says the man with the bloody Iron cross...