Who the hell thinks of Saskatchewan for heaven's sake? It's like Lichtenstein, it never enters your mind. I've never been there, nor do I think that I want to go. The only reason I even know about Regina's existence is that I would fly over it from time to time, and I had never heard it pronounced until the other day when someone corrected me. The only other city I know from Saskatchewan (which I actually had to look up to make sure I spelled the provincial name right) is Saskatoon, and that is only because it is the same name as an edible currant or berry or something that people around Red Deer rave about. I have obviously never tried one. But then, I have never tried poutine either, so I can't call myself a good Canadian, I guess.
The only interesting thing I found out about Saskatchewan was that it is so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days. I suspect that is humour. The curvature of the Earth being what it is...
I probably can't pronounce Iqaluit properly either. I guess that makes me a really bad person, no? I guess if I just cared more about minutiae, my life might be more full and rewarding, but since right now I'm trying to keep people alive (despite themselves at times), I'll have to leave that excitement behind for a while.
Oh, for...
Okay, I don't speak Gaelic. All I know of Irish accents is what I hear when I watch or listen to the Irish Rovers, or the time when I met and spoke to them after a concert here. If I ever visited Ireland there are many things I would not know. If I decided to live there, I would make the effort to learn (as one of my nursing student clients ended up doing, back in the '90s; she's one that I had for the four-year program here, and she came over to tell me about her decision and say goodbye).
I don't pronounce "Iqaluit" with the same accent as a native Inuktitut speaker would. But I can pronounce it with a generic Canadian accent (and don't have to look it up to know how to spell it, at least in English).
I've never been to Saskatchewan, either. Saskatoon pie is one of the best kinds of pie on the planet (my other favorites are blueberry and key lime), and we had our own saskatoon bushes in two of the places I've lived in. It's a shame you never tried it. It's delicious.
Yes, it's humor that Saskatchewan is so flat you can watch anything receding from you for three days. They do have hills there, but not foothills or mountains like we have. There's a reason it's called a "prairie province."
I guess we're both bad Canadians. I'm not into poutine, either. Never tried it, because it looks and smells revolting.
As for minutiae... you brought it up. I just expressed surprise that anyone would not know one of the basic geography-related facts that any schoolkid here would know, and that anyone who's lived in Western Canada for any reasonable length of time would not have heard.
I always thought Saskatchewan was pronounced "Middle of Nowhere", or perhaps "Absolutely No Reason to Visit".
I almost went there once. Way back when I was still active in the SCA, there was an event that Marion Zimmer Bradley was scheduled to attend, and our branch was excited at the thought of meeting the person who basically created that organization (with the help of some fellow SF/F authors) back in 1966. But it turned out that she was unable to attend due to illness, so we didn't go.
The SCA branches in Saskatchewan used to be part of the Kingdom of the Middle. But because they were so far away from the nearest American branch, they applied to join our kingdom (at that time we were part of An Tir - Oregon, Washington, part of Idaho, BC, Alberta, and the Territories).
Anyone who finds "Regina" too hard should try the SCA name for the branch there: The Shire of Sigelhundas.
Fun fact touted by the new K-12 draft curriculum here (a curriculum designed by a bunch of right-wing faith-based people who are not only not teachers, but not even Canadian): Regina - the capital of Saskatchewan - can be found on a map of Alberta. And one of the exercises kids are supposed to do in their social studies assignments is locate gravity on a globe. Apparently gravity isn't something we all have. Who knew?