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TP Roll: Over or Under?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Colonel Kraken, Sep 24, 2003.

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Do You Prefer the TP Roll to Dispense Over or Under?

  1. Over!

    21 vote(s)
    75.0%
  2. Under!

    4 vote(s)
    14.3%
  3. I don't give a rip.

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  4. I wipe with Radioactive Monkeys!

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
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  1. Colonel Kraken

    Colonel Kraken Deity

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    Ok, to continue our foray into potty humor found in the Underwear Thread (where Superevie was kind enough to reveal she wears thongs and likes it!), I present the Poll to end all Polls:

    Do you prefer the toilet paper roll set to dispense "over" or "under"?

    Details not required!


    CK
     
  2. Colonel Kraken

    Colonel Kraken Deity

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    I'll be the first to vote and post!

    I vote OVER! I can't stand not being able to find the end of the tp roll when it's set to dispense under.


    --CK
     
  3. WickedSmurf

    WickedSmurf pr0

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    The roll is just laying there on the floor...
     
  4. Colonel Kraken

    Colonel Kraken Deity

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    :lol: Dang it! I forgot that option! :lol:
     
  5. WickedSmurf

    WickedSmurf pr0

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    I think most stuff in my apartment is just laying there.. Forgotten... On the floor... :)
     
  6. jack merchant

    jack merchant Internationalist

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    Over man, OVER !!!
     
  7. Constantine

    Constantine at least it isnt the sens

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    Im with Jack over is the way to go
     
  8. wilbill

    wilbill That Old Time Religion

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    6-0 for over!! I am vindicated in the never-ending argument with my wife.
    Not that it'll make any difference when she changes the roll.
     
  9. Pongui

    Pongui Deity

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    Babies old enough to grope the roll, will. Reverse loading is just the safety-setting to keep TP games amusing for all.

    Otherwise - over!
     
  10. Gastric ReFlux

    Gastric ReFlux Dispatch our Tech Staff

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    It's got to be over. What kind of freak would have it dispense from the bottom?
     
  11. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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  12. denyd

    denyd Emperor

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    If you have a cat you better use under unless you like re-rolling it a couple of times a month. They love to bat at the roll and if it's a over the top it ends up piled on the floor.

    :beer:
     
  13. Superevie

    Superevie Latina Goddess™

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    Over. Besides, basic etiquette states that it goes over and you can fold it at the end in a point. However, I don't seem to follow basic etiquette. (read the underwear thread if you don't believe me. :groan: That was a dumb thread...)
     
  14. Colonel Kraken

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    Believe me, there are those who prefer it that way. My wife used to say she wanted it under :crazyeye: . It's one of those things you choose not to fight about because it would be absolutely silly.

    I did the passive resistance thing. Every time I went into the bathroom and the roll was set for under, I switched it. Never said a word.

    Over the years (We've been married for 9), my passive resistance has worked. Now, she just naturally sets a new roll for over. She once in a while "slips up", but I'm right behind her to change it. :lol:

    Cheers,

    CK
     
  15. Colonel Kraken

    Colonel Kraken Deity

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    Alright, who's the wise-guy who wipes with radioactive monkeys? :lol:
     
  16. Superevie

    Superevie Latina Goddess™

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    I'm wondering the same thing. :lol: Someone should tell that guy that monkey's bite and will have no problem biting you anywhere they see fit... :eek:
     
  17. De Lorimier

    De Lorimier North American Scum

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    Half the time I won't bother to put the new roll in the roll thingy... When I have people coming over is the only time I really bother to install the tp as it should. When I install it I couldn't care less wich way I put it.
     
  18. Hitro

    Hitro Feistus Raclettus

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    Over, finally something I share with the majority.
     
  19. gozpel

    gozpel Couch-potato (fortified)

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    Toilet paper?
     
  20. Japanrocks12

    Japanrocks12 tired of being a man

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    What's up with the underwear discussion anyway!!
     
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