1. I can get a "real" rolex for 5$ and a burger for 10$
Ironic, considering that most of these "real" rolexes are made outside of the US.
2.Where I can get a cheese piza, with extra cheese, cheese stuffed crust, and a ring of cheese around that crust, oh yeah and a diet coke.
This kind of stupidity is inexcusable, but surely not restricted to America.
3. You have food available, but you starve yourself anyways just so some boy in highschool can sleep with you.
This is medical disorder whose commonality does not vary widely among the world's population.
4. We consider name calling poltical dimplomacy.
I will take the kind of
diplomacy that involves name-calling before the kind that involves gunshots, anyday. By the way, has anyone ever watched a Parliamentary session of the UK? Whoa!
5. A person can sue a fast food company because he is fat.
You can sue ANYONE for ANYTHING. Winning the lawsuit is a different story. This particular lawsuit has failed, on more than one occasion.
6. Where we can say what we want, as long as its what everyone else thinks.
Yes, as perfectly displayed by the recent summary execution of all NAMBLA members.
7. The world series is played, yet no other country plays in it.
Then who beat the Phillies in the 1993 World Series?
8. The bigger the car, the more american it is.
Of course, big American cars are typically more fuel-efficient than smaller overseas counterparts.
9. who is sleeping with what celebtrity is more important than world issues.
Hollywood and Celebrity life are an international phenomenon, not an American one.
10. We have the best schools, yet the dumbest kids.
This is pure myth. The United States, while inadequate in my eyes, still has among the highest levels of education in the world.
11. Athelets get payed more than any construction worker, fireman, postal worker, soldier, immigrant worker will ever make in ten lives.
There is no justification nor any disputing this.
12. A trip to the museum is lame, but a staged wrestling match is better.
Professional Wrestling has been on a steady decline since the 1970s and 1980s, during its height. Museums currently enjoy record attendances. Besides, this seems to be a matter of opinion, which cannot be quantified.
13. Debauchary, greed, lust, and stuffing our faces is a way of life.
America (30%), in no way, holds a monopoly on greed or lust, and we only do in regard to stuffing our faces, because we, by far, outproduce every nation on this planet. If people in Ethiopia had as much food, they'd be stuffing their faces, too. However, Mexico (24.2%), the United Kingdom (23%), Greece (21.9%), Australia (21.7%), and New Zealand (20.9%) are not far behind.
NOTE: Percentages are rates of obesity among the general population.
14. we needed a horrible terrorist attack to make us want to have our flag on our house.
This only somewhat true. Flag-waving has become more popular since 9/11, but it was still done before then. I would like to say, however, that at least its an option in America (to fly it or not).
