Vending Machine of Power

[Tecknojock]

You develop breasts
I insert a meteorite

 

[JohannaK]

You get a meteor

I insert Valyrian Steel.

 

[Optical]

You get what you deserve for returning a present.

I insert a gift wrapped empty box.

 

[MantaRevan]

You get a Seinfeld episode about re-gifting.

I insert a box Samoas.

 

[DarthNader]

You get a box of Thin Mints.

I insert gin.

 

[W|M]

You get tonic.

I insert a crown.

 

[Tecknojock]

You get tonic. tiara

I insert still-beating puppy hearts

 

[DarthNader]

You get a cease and desist order from the ASPCA.

I insert boobs.

 

[SamSniped]

You get none

I insert MW3 (which IMO sucks)

 

[JohannaK]

You get Battlefield 3

I insert The Wall.

 

[MantaRevan]

You get nightmares.

I insert Jim Pickens.

 

[DarthNader]

You get T. Boone Pickens

I insert nightmares

 

[JohannaK]

You get your heart, still beating. You can realise it and have the time to show your puzzlement in your face before you die. Then you wake up

I insert the Others

 

[SouthernKing]

You get a dead Night's Watchman

I insert $2

 

[MantaRevan]

You get a cheap condom.

I insert.....well that seems pretty self evident by the above, doesn't it?

 

[Tecknojock]

You get something just as self evident.

I insert more still-beating puppy hearts and the torn up cease and desist notice.

 

[JohannaK]

You get an Aztec God.

I insert Winterfell.

 

[Alexius08]

You get an arrow in the knee.

I insert egg, sausage and bacon.

 

[Tecknojock]

you get the perfect breakfast.

I insert a winning lottery ticket.

 

[JohannaK]

You get a lot of money.

I insert Jon Snow.