Very important psyco - social - behaviour question

How do you wipe yourself?

  • I'm left-handed, I wipe myself with the right hand

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • I'm left-handed, I wipe myself with the left hand

    Votes: 5 7.0%
  • I'm right-handed, I wipe myself with the right hand

    Votes: 53 74.6%
  • I'm right-handed, I wipe myself with the left hand

    Votes: 6 8.5%
  • I'm ambidextrous, I wipe myself with the left hand

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm ambidextrous, I wipe myself with the right hand

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • I'm left-handed, I wipe myself with any hand

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • I'm right-handed, I wipe myself with any hand

    Votes: 2 2.8%
  • Any other combination of hand

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • I use another method than wiping to clean myself

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I don't wipe myself

    Votes: 1 1.4%

  • Total voters
    71
  • Poll closed .
Right handed. Can use either hand to wipe.

In the absence of toilet paper I use both hands and wash with water.
 
Right and Right.

But a more important question, do you fold your toilet paper or just wad it?
 
Dann said:
Fold. Twice.

I find that folding it takes too much time. I'm a busy person so I just make a ball of it.
 
Ambidextrous but right hand mostly, sometimes left; profound issue this, glad you bought it up:)

wad it myself, seems more effective.
 
I wad .... tried folding did not like ... I felt there was less seperating my fingers from the poo even with the same amount ..... wadding gives you a nice little cushion and a comfortable distance between hand and poo.

(Edit: I repeat myself but this thread is really pointless)
 
Raisin I was thinking of saying that, you certainly are wise beyond your years, some people never get the whole wadding seperation deal.:goodjob:
 
I use my left hand, cos I am pretty much left handed, except for some things, like using the mouse and playing with playing cards.

Ummmm.... maybe is my religious inner, I am going to found a new religion based on playing and gambling and the rule is: use your other hand.


Abaddon said:
well occasionally i have the perfect poo.. and then i dont have too :)

Perfect poo? That i have to see... Care to post a pic?


EDIT: I just went to the loo and I have to say that I am a right wiper, so there is another thing I do with my right hand... I am afraid I am ambidextrous.
 
Urederra said:
Perfect poo? That i have to see... Care to post a pic?

I like to call it a flawless victory.
 
Raisin Bran said:
I don't really see the real point to this thread
In the thread about hindouism, someone asked why the left hand was impure, religiously speaking. The answer was it was because as people are mostly right handed, they wipe themselves with the left hand, so it's impure, it's not religious.

But I think right handed people wipe themselves with the right hand, it's more natural. So it would imply that the answer was incorrect, and perhaps they do wipe themselves because for religious reasons, they consider the right hand to pure to do it.
 
The Last Conformist said:
Supposedly, this is a cultural difference between the West and South Asia.
To bad I didn't include the region in the poll!

But that's what I'm wondering. Is it cultural, or biological? For me, it seems natural to use the hand your are the most able with.
 
Godwynn said:
I like to call it a flawless victory.
The thing with flawless victories is that your arse feels so empty afterwards. :undecide:
Steph said:
Another question... Is there someone here, who, to save money, uses both side of the paper, to make it last longer ;) ?
That's disgusting. :vomit:

Much more sensible to just wipe, fold in half, and wipe again.
 
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