So there were 5 people who lived to be 900 years old each. They interbred and had children, and those children interbred, and then uncles interbred with sisters and brothers with aunts and mothers and even cousins with grandmothers, and whatever else, and 5,000 years later or so people only live to be say 80 years old because of all of that initial interbreeding.
That is a pretty epic story. Why didn't they teach this to me when I was learning about the creation of the world and how things came to be? I mean, they didn't even have to get into the sexual aspect of it. They could have said it was God's plan for humanity that's too complicated for children to understand. I would have bought that. I would have been amazed at how everything came to be and how people used to live to be A THOUSAND YEARS OLD.
I guess maybe they didn't want to confuse us. Somebody's brother became his father? And a grandmother that can turn into a sister? That just confuses children about the type of family the church wants us to live in, I guess. I can totally now see everyone at the meeting agreeing to not teach the part about interbreeding. But the part about people getting to live to be hundreds of years old? If you want to keep kids interested in church, tell them that part. and more stuff like that. Aren't there giants in the Bible? And dragon-like beasts or something? I might be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure there's giants.. and maybe angels? Focus on that stuff and you will get kids hooked.