Guy 1: Hey dude......Are you alive, or sleeping?
Guy 2: We found some bloke along the way. To be safe, you have to stop and help like a good citizen.
Guy 2: How you doing bud? He's sleeping
Inaudible
Guy 1: Are you sleeping? You're living.
Guy 1: Chuck Norris kurwa!
Guy 2: Holy it's Chuck Norris!
Guy 1: What's up Chuck?
Guy 2: Did the bank screw you over?
Chuck Norris: mumbling yea huh yea bank
Apparently Chuck Norris was in a bank commercial in Poland or something, which explains the last bit. Chuck Norris is hugely popular in Poland as far as I know due to that Texas ranger show. Here is the bank commercial:
Amazing what you can do with a pair of scissors if you try.
This isn't the story I remember, though; in that the step mother takes the children into the woods with the express purpose of losing them... because there's a famine "in the land". But Hansel leaves a trail of pebbles so that they can find their way home again. Which doesn't work because the stepmother just takes them out again the next day.
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