What are your brilliant ideas?

We need a truly long-range planner who can lead us on the Golden Path. ;)

That and some sort of "New Coke". I am getting sick of this classic crap.
 
MY briliant idea?

when you have a gem amongst the dirt... LOOK very carefully for it. for if you just toss out the dirt.... and other, more WORTHY, people find the said "gem," well thats just tough cookies. So be very careful WHO you... ooops i mean what you toss out, for others may find a more relevant use for the said treasure. there is an innuendo at work here :D
 
How about this? There's a problem with hooliganism and violence at sports matches, right? So, the seats should have metal bars on hinges that fold down as soon as the match starts, like on a rollercoaster. Then the fans won't be able to get up until half-time or whatever.

Got another one! Spammers on internet forums shouldn't be banned, oh no! But, the mods should change their forum name to 'I Have Sex With Goats' or something like that. That'll discourage them. Well, some of them.

Got another one! Anyone who uses a raised inflection at the end of a non-question sentence should be shot on sight.

Got another one! A new letter in the alphabet to represent a dropped 't' at the end of a word. This will aid authors in their ability to write gormless teenagers into their books. I'm thinking a backwards 'e', which I shall call a 'glottis'. It shall go after 't' in the alphabet.
 
My brilliant idea, which occured to me last time I shaved:

Add a blood coagulating agent to shaving creams and aftershave, so when you nick yourself, you dont keep bleeding for an hour.
 
Since we lost the Panama canal, we need to build a new one from Brownsville, TX to San Diego, CA. It'll take care of our canal needs as well as aid with illegal immigration.

And yes, I was the first to post this idea in CFC OT, not Red Stranger!
 
Design power pylons (and telephone poles, streetlights etc) to have wind generators on top. They're already there up high, getting wind, after all. Microgeneration ftw!

An exercise bike that charges a battery that you can plug ordinary powerplugs into. The same for all exercise machine like rowing machines and so on - if you're getting yourself fit by moving stuff around, why not do something useful at the same time?

Hamster wheels to generate electricity too.
 
Create supertrains that you can drive your car onto easily. Put dozens of ramps at the station, so that cars are not driving on and off in a terribly slow fashion, but can just get on the train in groups of two or three.

That way we can have multi-hour trips in a much safer environment. You'll still be in your car (like you would normally be), but not have to worry about the road.

I don't take the train because I want my car when I get to my destination. Though I'd happily take the stress out of driving.
 
We have cities which are overcrowded, it leads to traffic jam, to stress, to criminality, but still a lot of empty spaces in the countryside.

Therefore,

Steph's brilliant idea 1:
Build cities in the countryside.

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With the aging of the population, we'll rich soon the point of no return where our system will be unbalanced: we won't have enough people working to pay for the elderly. So we should get rid of the elderly. We cannot just killed them, as they are sentient people. We should to it when they are to young to have experience and sensibility.

Therefore,

Steph's brilliant idea 2:
Kill the elderly at birth so they don't overstrain our economy
 
Swedishguy's not so brilliant idea - me being the ruler of the WORLD! (or at least Europe, US and China)

No, just Persia. :mischief:

I think that Kevlar is a wonderful material, and thus everything should be made out of it - you could have bulletproof jeans, bulletproof newspapers, even bulletproof bullets. Eventually we would discard our soft fleshy exterior in favour of a Kevlar exoskeleton, thus making war impossible. At least, until someone remembers they've got nukes.
 
Design power pylons (and telephone poles, streetlights etc) to have wind generators on top. They're already there up high, getting wind, after all. Microgeneration ftw!

An exercise bike that charges a battery that you can plug ordinary powerplugs into. The same for all exercise machine like rowing machines and so on - if you're getting yourself fit by moving stuff around, why not do something useful at the same time?

Hamster wheels to generate electricity too.


That reminds me of my brilliant idea to hook up exercise machines to the power grid and to have prisoners generate electricity for us.
 
All my brilliant ideas have been forgotten because of daily necessity . In the following five minutes i will attempt to think some more . ( Actually all brilliant ideas come from random observation , so ... It is a memory game)



Law 1 : In States where the Church has substantial power in money and land ( They literally own about 10% of all land i. While they are shareholders and have stocks in business such as Banks , Electricity company , Schools , Brothels ...) Trying to hurt those investments will be impossible even if i would like there money to be controlled by the state. Since the laws of Free market apply , like i said that wouldn't be possible. However there are some measures like heavy taxation for churches .

The money will be subsequently used to build infrastructure , Great city Malls and shopping centers. To be precise It will be a measure where the state will give help to business , factories , etc that are technologies that will either help build infrastructure or are wanted by the international market. It will be encouraged that those business are created on villages. Or the money will be used to build pipes that will move oil , natural gas . Etc. An other idea is that the state will provide bonus to works payments based on the younger age that each man or woman starts a work. This may combat unemployment.

Last but not least i will reintroduce slavery in hope that my workforce will be expanded. A Slave is either an illegal immigrant or random legal immigrants (Chinese /Africans ) that they or/and their country make a contract with the State (or Business ) to lend their body for any/specific work that some business require. For reward , They (All) live with their families in big rooms and they have some food to survive. The poor remain poor and unsophisticated but alive while Nations citizens become more sophisticated and richer.

( No i am Not 100% serious , or am I ?)
 
Build a high speed rail network from Washington/Baltimore to Boston, and then extend it north and northwest to Montreal and Toronto, to integrate into a Windsor-Quebec City line.

Calgary-Edmonton would be good too.
 
There's got to be a way to use the rotation of the earth to generate electricity. I must think!

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