What Happens Next?

[hell_hound]

that suddenly imploded due to the force of...

 

[Seon]

eviiiiii-iile. Riff and Turg attempted to summon Beelzebub to get...

 

[Stylesrj]

...a case of beer and twenty bucks. However, the demon lacked 25 cents and thus was banished...
"Oooh, imported!" they commented, looking at the beer. Just then however...

 

[aronnax]

...grandma walked in with a the words "Piss off" on her forehead. She pointed at the beer and said..

 

[cardgame]

You fellas aren't going to be drinking any of this.
Unless I pass out chugging it!

 

[Stylesrj]

GLaDOS arrived and challenged everyone to a deadly neurotoxin contest. They had to pour it on cereal and eat it.

 

[aronnax]

Because cereal is a nutritious breakfast choice. Grandma and GlaDOS...

 

[Seon]

criticized Aronnax's bad grammer (Fragment ), and...

 

[Stylesrj]

...then Riff and Torg died from the deadly neurotoxin, while GLaDOS...

 

[cardgame]

passed out after drinking grandma's beer. Which led to...

 

[aronnax]

Grandma masturbating cause she is drunk...

 

[Stylesrj]

...off her head. Just then, some creepy old man was sneaking up behind her...

 

[Seon]

and was headshotted by an Austrailian Sniper who...

 

[CivRulesAll]

se name was Jake, from fresh

 

[mythmonster2]

Prince of Omaha, a

 

[Stylesrj]

...man who's life got turned upside down. He got into one little fight and his momma got scared, she said...

 

[cardgame]

that she didn't know all the lyrics to that song, but if she knew she'd repeat them on an internet forum, well the guy replied to her:...