What Happens Next?

[Endwar 005]

So they all went out and died.
Now, everyone else in the world was sad. They all made a werid face, though, because...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Somebody farted, making the Freddians...

 

[Stuck in Pi]

begin to harvest methane.

 

[Stylesrj]

But then a new viable fuel source was discovered and methane production was abandoned.
This fuel source however consisted of constructing additional pylons and using a series of portals and a sadistic supercomputer called GLaDOS. GLaDOS...

 

[Daftpanzer]

contained a worm in its base code, written by the insane programmer who had single-handedly programmed GLaDOS himself. This made giant robots go haywire (out of control) whenever they were connected to GLaDOS. This was a problem because most of the Freddian cities used large giant robots for all kinds of daily tasks...

 

[Endwar 005]

such as eating poo. This enraged the monkeys, so they..

 

[Stylesrj]

...built Giant Monkey Robots, powered by Ultimate Insults, which required a bronze hat, a silver mug and a golden man-shaped statue.
With these robots, the monkeys easily destroyed the egos of all the Freddians and even GLaDOS herself and caused the Giant Death Robots to feel insulted and emotionally shattered.
However, because they were robots, emotions don't affect them, so the Freddian Robot Army went to war with the Monkey Robot Army which resulted in a battle of epic proportions that caused a lot of deaths and craters in the ground. At the end of the battle, the victors were...

 

[Daftpanzer]

... were traumatised and insensible after living through years of endless horror and bloodshed. It was time for a new age of peace, but the old warriors could not fit in to this new world. Scarred and branded by horrors of war, they left for outer space, to work as mercenaries for ...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

The few remaining Soviets from the destruction of the Universe, who promised them ultimate control in exchange for...

 

[Stylesrj]

their souls! In Soviet Russia, we're from Hell! We escaped Hell because Communism didn't work there!
The Freddians however destroyed the Soviets with their remaining Giant Work Robots, as they had won the Great Freddian/Monkey War.
Using the powers of the Ultimate Insult, the Freddians ushered in a new era of ego destruction and repairing, turning deadly pirates into calm people who wouldn't plunder a fly.
This era though didn't last for long. A portal to Heck opened up and...

 

[Daftpanzer]

... and cute fluffy animals spilled out! So many of them, and so cute...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

That evil people snapped and went on a cute thing genocide, melting all of the cute things down into...

 

[Stylesrj]

...solid gold!
With this new wealth created by the solid gold, the Freddians became rich and started building massive armies, powered by the golden statues which were needed for their Ultimate Insult artifacts.
With these Ultimate Insult powered armies, the Freddians got to work conquering the Soviets...

 

[Endwar 005]

Soviet's bombs. With these under control, the Freddians...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Blew themselves up, letting the Soviets repossess the Earth and...

 

[Terrance888]

blow themselves up without doing so. God is killed by ...

 

[Stylesrj]

...shrapnel from the Divine Nuke and then Einstein steals his Shrinky Dinks to give to the Freddians. God is angry and he resurrects himself, packs his lightning bolt and goes after that scientist...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

But then he dies because they smell so bad, causing a warp in the space-time continuum, resulting in...

 

[Terrance888]

The cake becoming a lie, Styles become so angry...

 

[Stylesrj]

That he baked another cake. However, it was made with Soylent Green, made straight from Charles Li...