What Happens Next?

[Terrance888]

's Grandma. Charles was so happy he kissed Styles.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

But Styles had just drunk a poison and there was still a bit of poison residue on his lips, so they both died. Their funeral drew 1000s of...

 

[Stylesrj]

monkeys towards it. Stylesrj rose up from the dead as Lord Stylesrj, Leader of the Monkeys!

With this new rank, the Monkeys went to war with the Freddians yet again!

 

[Terrance888]

Charles was resurrected by Sp1023 the Prince of Destruction. They declare war on Styles.

(also, with a bigger post count we win during the Battle of Forts but it was not us ourselves but an outpost so it is ok.)

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

However, seeing as Halo 3 players have MPPs with each other, my postcount and Lord Stylesrj's beat you. However, Monty Python comes in and decides that it is time for something completely different...

 

[Stylesrj]

A large foot comes down and stomps Charles...

 

[Terrance888]

Misses and killed Styles instead,

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

But Styles was attached by unbreakable bonds to Charles, so he has to spend the rest of his life tied to a dead guy, causing him to...

 

[Stylesrj]

Rip out his hair and use his teeth as ninja stars.
Charles became... Ninja Charles Without Hair And Teeth.
With his new Ninja powers, Charles...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

was wiped from the databank.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

But since he was so powerful that he wiped out the databank and thus erased all memory of himself so he could flash in and out of existence whenever he wanted. This made the Freddians...

 

[Stylesrj]

very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, confused...

 

[Terrance888]

but very very very very very very very very very very....

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Smelly. They became so smelly that they killed every single organism for 5000 miles around them, and thus...

 

[Stylesrj]

the dwarves all committed suicide at the gates of the Freddian fort! "We are winning this war" said the Freddian Minister of Information

 

[Daftpanzer]

The horrible smell masked the reappearance of the undead kittens, who came back to life hmm and shambled towards the Freddian Minister of Information and began to attack him in a cute and adorable way. This was caught live on TV, and....

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Everybody who watched it thought it was so cute that they had to see it for themselves. The massive congregation of people made the planet...

 

[Stylesrj]

...gain too much weight in to be area, so it tilted and headed towards Sol.
The Freddians countered this problem by losing weight, but the Earth was still heading towards Sol, so the Freddians took drastic action by...

 

[Daftpanzer]

...by building huge engines on one side of the planet. The engines (powered by recycled kittens) were fired up just in time to stop the planet hitting the sun. But now they were going too far, and were heading for the cold dark reaches of space...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Where, free from gravity and any sort of significant resistance, they sped up so fast that turning off the kitten engines was impossible, so they continued to accelerate until...