What Happens Next?

...they reached the speed of light. In fact, they travelled faster than it. This upset the Freddians greatly. Now when they turned on the lights in their homes, it would just drop behind them, making it useless for lighting anything. To solve this issue...
 
... they began working on a machine to alter the laws of physics to increase the speed of light by a large amount. This was difficult since they were all in total darkness. Eventually...
 
... causing a paradox, since they were building the light in order to see, which they already could do, making the machine useless, except in the hands of mad evil scientsits, who now had control of the laws of phystics...
 
...and also Daftpanzer violated the two post rule ([pissed]), thus making his last post null and void...

Going off from Dominatrix:

...the planet to slow down in space. However, Earth was far from any solar mass and thus it was suffering from Global Cooling. To counter this, the Freddians built massive heat towers which created Global Warming. However, the Bobbians were angry at this and they...
 
...and the Bobbians. However, the Bobbians declared "Oh bobba!" and then the Hobbas came in to ban the Freddians. However, it wasn't the Hobba's right to ban people NOT on their website and thus were kicked off by the 51st Freddian Armoured Brigade.

Earth then was restored to it's normal location and all physics devices were destroyed in the Great Freddian Physics Device Purge. Prosperity was had by all. However, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to them were watching their world with envious eyes. And slowly, but surely, they drew their plans against the Freddians...
-Cue War of the Worlds theme-
 
It was the Centurians! They use their war tripods and landed in the middle of New York! Leveling the whole Tri-state area!

(I know about the 2 rule but what I posted is awesome!)
 
Ignoring Charles post...

The Freddians saw them coming. Several fleets of galactic star destroyers destroyed the entire fleet. (Cue Imperial March). After defeating the first wave, the Freddians felt secure. However, a kilometer long projectile exited from hyperspace, destroying the command bridge. A second hit the Earth, causing the entire planet to brake in two. Teh alienz came and cleamed up the remnant Freddians. The world was over.
 
...Except for one small band of Freddian scientists who had escaped on a spaceship. They landed on the moon of Ganymede and slowly but surely...
 
...wiped themselves out because the Mooncritters had guns and scientists are pacifists. However, before Earth was destroyed, a group of Freddians had built a massive starship, hoping to reach Alpha Centauri before 2050. It contained thousands of Freddians in stasis and had 5 thrusters, 2 engines, a cockpit, a stasis chamber, docking bay, life support but only 1 SS casing, so it had a 20% chance of surviving the long voyage. Space pirates were waiting, judging starships by their casingness. The starship only had a 20% chance of surviving the casingness test by the pirates...
 
...and failed. The pirates attacked and boarded the ship. But while onboard, they ran into a mystical cult leader, named Commissioner Pravin Lal. The pirates joined the ship's crew and they all lived in peace and harmony. Then...
 
the fusion reactor failed. the ship blew up. All humanity was dead.
 
The Creator got angry because everything he/she created kept exploding in various ways. He/She decided to make another new universe where no explosions or deaths of any kind would be possible.
 
And when it rained, beer fell from the sky. Yay Beer!
 
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