What Happens Next?

[Endwar 005]

At which point rat clans rose up to...

 

[ggganz]

...battle the crossbows of pie and the high forces of cheese toast.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Muslim forces from the Middle East began to overrun defences in Eastern Europe and on the Iberian Peninsula. Papal forces mount a desperate final defense of the holy city of Catholicism.

 

[lutzj]

However, they are overrun after getting into a divisive argument about which city that is.

 

[ggganz]

When they eventually decide that it's [city name deleted], [city name deleted] is quickly reinforced by TEH ALIENZ and TEH MUDZ MONSTERZ last last last survivors.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Following the disastrous defeat at Rome, Muslim forces raise the star and crescent above the shattered dome of St. Peter's Basilica.

 

[Swedishguy]

They've still got a couple million Germans, French and British to deal with, though.

 

[Endwar 005]

The likes of which vanish when...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

the Muslim forces, in high spirits after their victory, invade the capitals of every European nation, sparking the rebellion of the native Muslim population in Europe. The streets glow with the fire of burning cars and the carcasses of locals adorn the lanes. The governments of several nations are overthrown and their leaders stoned to death by angry mobs of violent youth.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Then the Christians counter-revolte, Europe is engulfed by war. Meanwhile, the USA takes over South America and prepars its strike on Europe.

 

[salty mud]

But instead makes pancakes and decide to eat fly dung.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Seven hundred imams were placed in complete control of Europe.

 

[salty mud]

And eat fly dung.

 

[Daftpanzer]

Meanwhile, scottish seperatists under the command of the famous highland hero, Mel Gibson, began an armed uprising in scotland, with the aid of...

 

[lutzj]

Keanu Reeves.

 

[Endwar 005]

Meanwhile in the ___________ galaxy,

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

(Milky Way)

 

[ggganz]

in a star system, on a planet called "Earth", in a community known as CFC, in the downloads and uploads folder.... on March 2, 2008.............................ZOMG WE GOT HAXXD BY ZAROX AAAA!!

 

[Daftpanzer]

A cute little puppy was upset by this news.

 

[ggganz]

So the puppy cloned itself and attacked zarox and carried his body away to the sofa pits.