What Happens Next?

[aronnax]

a worldwide recession on Martini Mini Umbrellas
This recession made Perfection...

 

[Terrance888]

To commit suicide for his boyfriend. But the Friend was disgusted so...

 

[aronnax]

that he dated Perfection's boyfriend who was...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Angry at the members of CFC for discussing Perfection, so they stopped, provoking...

 

[Terrance888]

Thunderfall to start dissing Perf instead.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Causing the forum to lag for no reason at all and stopping the comments about Perfection (hint, hint), making the Beninese air force...

 

[lutzj]

Start to exist...

 

[Daftpanzer]

... and declare war against the alien invaders who had suddenly re-appeared. Fierce air combat raged in the skies above the capitol of Benin. Chuck Norris...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Did nothing, which caused the Beninese Air Force to attack...

 

[Stylesrj]

but Perfection and Schofield and Chuck Norris work together with Druss to destroy the invading airforce. But...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

an asteroid was strolling in the vicinity. It paid a visit to Earth. Needless to say, it wrecked the house.

 

[Terrance888]

So the Earth gained enough mass to pull the sun into its orbit. Needless to say, the earth

 

[Endwar 005]

The earth then imploded from being so massive, and ALL traces of humanity disappeared permanently from the galaxy. /unchangeable

 

[Terrance888]

But Protoss scientists created a homoniod and named it Homo Specian 2.0 (not human! better than humans!)

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Then the zerg killed it.

 

[Stylesrj]

But the zerg rush failed due to the humans being alive in another universe and they jumped on over to repopulate the galaxy...

 

[Daftpanzer]

Then god decided the universe was getting too silly, and decided to end it. Everything collapsed into a black void.

THE END?

 

[aronnax]

Then little Billy Jones woke up from his bad dream and realised...

 

[Stylesrj]

...that Giant Death Robots had eaten his mother, so he couldn't have breakfast that morning...

 

[obliterate]

...that Giant Death Robots had eaten his mother, so he couldn't have breakfast that morning...

So he sold it on ebay for $1350. (True story)