What Happens Next?

[Terrance888]

But brought it back for 13,500 by accident. He sold his...

 

[lutzj]

penis to a man in Oman, who ate it.

 

[Stylesrj]

But then Chuck Norris and Druss got into a brawl, and Druss won, although Chuck Norris did put up a good show

 

[lutzj]

and later killed him in a surprise long-range roundhouse kick.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

The native powers pushed the foreign infidels back into the sea.

 

[lutzj]

Only to find that they were...



... Here it comes...




... MERE-MEN!

 

[Terrance888]

The mere-men has a desise and all the men died. Women survived to have...

 

[Stylesrj]

Chuck Norris roundhouse kick them. However, Druss returns from the shadows and kills Chuck Norris. Everyone knows Druss the Legend surpasses Chuck Norris

 

[Daftpanzer]

Meanwhile, a cute little kitten got run over by a large heavy road vehicle. This caused...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Rainbow Six operatives to open fire on a red cottage in Scandinavia.

 

[Terrance888]

A Dragon cameout and called Mulcarn to freeze the earth into the Age of Ice!

 

[Stylesrj]

However, some guy with a sword stopped Mulcarn, although the giant dragon at 999 strength wrecked havoc through...

 

[Daftpanzer]

Mulcarn was then captured by a kid named Ash, who trained it until it evolved into Pikachu. Ash and Pikachu then travelled to Scandinavia to duel with the Rainbow Six operatives.

 

[ggganz]

Who were chased away by an army of populs. {And in case you don't know, an army of populs is four populs.}

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Causing Venice to sink to the bottom of the sea and...

 

[Stylesrj]

...exploded in a spectacular explosion. However, Dubai was not to be outdone and it promptly sank...

 

[aronnax]

causing millions of tourist to be utterly devasted over the sinking of their holiday hotspot causing...

 

[oneperson]

A total overthrow of modern economy. Instead of using currency, humanity now uses...

 

[aronnax]

Apple Products. This makes Steve Jobs...

 

[Terrance888]

Very very poor!