What Happens Next?

[Daftpanzer]

... and got pwned by China. God tried to protest but got put in prison by Chinese riot police. China wins.

 

[aronnax]

God sulking in his prision, decided to while away prision time by creating....

 

[Stylesrj]

...a Singularity Inductor! What went on beyond the veil of the singularity? Decent people didn't worry too much about it...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

since the LHC was online!

 

[salty mud]

But then the LHC went offline because...

 

[lutzj]

It exploded in Lutzj's 18th explosion!

 

[Stylesrj]

But we built the Cloudbase Academy and got ourselves an Aerospace Complex in every city

 

[Daftpanzer]

Pikachu became confused by this.

 

[lutzj]

He Thundershocked everything nearby in frustration.

 

[Stylesrj]

Then the Manifold Caretakers and Manifold Usurpers landed and everyone on Chiron was caught in an Alien Crossfire!

 

[Daftpanzer]

Mindworms grew to an unpresidented size.

(oh i see what you're talking about now! Only ever played the original Alpha Centauri myself )

 

[aronnax]

But turned into Masrhmellow caused Aronnax had no idea what it was.

 

[Stylesrj]

But then the Morganites were nearing completion of the Ascent to Transcendence...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

...then were sent back by God.

The new VLHC was brought online, to fire charged particles at incoming aircraft.

 

[aronnax]

The charged particles sprang at the aircraft and fizzled out before it hit it because...

 

[Terrance888]

I pissed on them

 

[lutzj]

so they killed you.

 

[Stylesrj]

But then the human captor acted defiant when given food at the top of a tower while they had to stack up boxes to reach it

 

[Terrance888]

It being a pile of . .. .. .. .

 

[Stuck in Pi]

nukes, guns, and planes, which all exploded.