What Happens Next?

But it still threw the Earth off its planned orbit, and into the sun.
 
Causing the Sun to run away screaming "What is that Blue monster doing to me!"
 
He began to hear George W Bush's voice in his head...

"... stock market declines, recession, blackmail, terror, burning with hot irons, pouring acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape."

*wild applause*

"And tonight, I have a message for the people of Iraq..."
 
, Your all going to experience a...
 
rapture!!!
 
Then Yang Planet Busted Lady Deirdre Skye who then attacked with a Planet Buster in retaliation, who then retaliated with another Planet Buster. Morgan declared vendetta on...
 
Heart attack of Daft! Leading to hundreds of dead LifeNES and DAFTNes participants and hurting millions of families losing members.
 
:D BUT ITS OK, becase Daft is immortal and came back to life! The only problem was that Daft now had the physical body of a cute, baby rabbit. This made it hard for Daft to be taken seriously. Daft became unhappy and hopped hopped away into the wilderness, to play amongst the flowery fields.

Meanwhile...
 
a flying Dilbert wielding a rusty old...
 
depleted uranium...
 
and fresh cheese.
 
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