What Happens Next?

[Stylesrj]

in a big explosion, but nowhere near as good as Dubai's explosion, or even Venice!

 

[Stuck in Pi]

But it still threw the Earth off its planned orbit, and into the sun.

 

[aronnax]

Causing the Sun to run away screaming "What is that Blue monster doing to me!"

 

[Stylesrj]

Then Jim piloted his Recon Rover into a fungus patch. He then was attacked by Mind Worms

 

[Daftpanzer]

He began to hear George W Bush's voice in his head...

"... stock market declines, recession, blackmail, terror, burning with hot irons, pouring acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape."

*wild applause*

"And tonight, I have a message for the people of Iraq..."

 

[aronnax]

, Your all going to experience a...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

rapture!!!

 

[Stylesrj]

Then Yang Planet Busted Lady Deirdre Skye who then attacked with a Planet Buster in retaliation, who then retaliated with another Planet Buster. Morgan declared vendetta on...

 

[lutzj]

Your Mom!

 

[Daftpanzer]

Everyone got nerve-stapled. This led to a...

 

[Terrance888]

Heart attack of Daft! Leading to hundreds of dead LifeNES and DAFTNes participants and hurting millions of families losing members.

 

[Daftpanzer]

BUT ITS OK, becase Daft is immortal and came back to life! The only problem was that Daft now had the physical body of a cute, baby rabbit. This made it hard for Daft to be taken seriously. Daft became unhappy and hopped hopped away into the wilderness, to play amongst the flowery fields.

Meanwhile...

 

[Stylesrj]

Manfred Von Richtofen and The Prince of Wales win by cornering the Global Energy Market... in 5 turns time, unless they can be stopped by...

 

[aronnax]

a flying Dilbert wielding a rusty old...

 

[Terrance888]

ass...

 

[Stylesrj]

With a Trained Blink Singularity String Deathsphere (30-12-16)

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Attached to a 40-ton boulder made of...

 

[Stuck in Pi]

depleted uranium...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

and fresh cheese.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Bought from a French merchant wearing...