I got a new computer. Had to use some parts of the old one, because a new graphics card apparently costs as much as
everything else I spent combined at the moment. Frigging cryptocurrency nonsense.
I had to fix it a couple of times while building it

I don't do this often (been about eight years since my last), and tech keeps ramping up all the while. So here's the hardware fun:
- I originally didn't put the CPU cooler on until everything else was in the case. That was a mistake. It has a backplate that I wasn't expecting hahaha. So I had to disconnect everything, pull the motherboard out, mount the cooler, and then put everything back in. Lots of silent swearing (it was late at night at this point).
- I massacred the cabling, so I had to swap the orientation of my (2.5") SSD so I could get the SATA and power cables into it.
- I'm surprised the power cables for the CPU even reached (the sockets are on a very awkward part of the motherboard, relative to the PSU).
- My CPU cooler is, uh, gently resting on my new RAM. Google says this shouldn't be a problem, so long as it isn't pressing down (everything seems to be fine at least).
My
real problems started with software. I started the PC up and it booted to BIOS. It didn't boot to Windows. I was using my existing boot drive (SSD) with a valid copy of Windows. I was expecting activation hell (which I did get, in the end), but I wasn't expecting "beep boop no drive".
The BIOS recognised all my SATA connections. Even my new NVMe drive. But I couldn't set boot priority.
I was frustrated as
heck by this point (sweating over a PC case for hours after the kids have gone to bed, trying to not make much noise is
stressful, yo), and I only had my phone available to me. So I dug through the web. All sorts of search results, different potential issues with the motherboard, BIOS, whatever. I asked for help from friends online. "reinstall Windows" seemed to be the common advice.
- I played with the BIOS settings. I tested Fast Boot. I setup Secure Boot fully from inside the BIOS. I tried disabling all non-boot drives.
- Finally, I switched from UEFI (BIOS) to CSM (legacy), and woah! It booted! I had Windows! But I didn't have Internet, and various other problems (for example, I didn't want to be in CSM mode).
- After a bit more Googling, I worked out my boot drive was actually the old MBR (Master Boot Record) configuration. It needed to be GPT (GUID Partition Table). I could remember this from when I sorted my 3TB storage drives a few years back. Turns out I never sorted my boot drive (probably because it told me I had to reinstall Windows and I didn't want that).
- I found out how to apparently convert an MBR drive to GPT while keeping all my data. Seemed too good to be true - but it worked without a hitch.
- Reboot into UEFI, format my NVMe drive, and bang, I'm mostly where I want to be.
But I still don't have Internet . . .
- ipconfig? No connection, no adapter, do not pass Go, do not collect £200.
- Network manager? It was still talking about my old Realtek adapter. It was on the software, but physically "didn't exist". Hmm.
- So I look up the LAN chipset in my motherboard manual. An Intel I225V Ethernet Controller.
- I tried to find it in the existing driver list. No dice.
- Thankfully my new PC has a USB-C port, so I can plug my phone straight into it.
- I Google the driver on the phone, download it there, and copy it over. Installed, and voila, Internet.
The time was at this point 1.10am. We had a visit to a Covid testing centre at 8am sharp to test the toddler. It's now a bit after 11am. I feel a bit rough
