What if Civilization was created by...

[Truronian]

Peter Jackson: The movie for the space race victory at the end of the game would be 45 minutes long.

Actually, that sounds quite good...

 

[puglover]

Peter Jackson: The movie for the space race victory at the end of the game would be 45 minutes long.

He'd make a cameo as one of the warriors.

M. Night Shyalaman: Just when you're about to win, a plot twist hits and your nation ends up completely destroyed.

 

[Maniacal]

Team 17: Rather than spears, swords, arrows, and guns, your combat units use sheep, holy hand grenades, and old ladies as weapons.

Now I am getting really curious about these companies...

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Now I am getting really curious about these companies...

How could you not know who team17 are ???

 

[Maniacal]

How could you not know who team17 are ???

I have never played Worms. I will this summer sometime.

 

[Princeps]

Obsidian: Great Game up until the modern age, at which point leaders inexplicably dissappear and the game ends after a five minute chat with Darth Victoria.

Exactly


I HATE how they ruined KOTOR2!!!!

 

[Pentium]

Civ 4 will be gared towards getting new players and getting lots of money at the expense of older players.

Isn't it so already?

 

[Maniacal]

Exactly


I HATE how they ruined KOTOR2!!!!

Thanks, now I can guess at how the game ends before I even play it!

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Thanks, now I can guess at how the game ends before I even play it!

Most anticlimactic ending to an otherwise great game, ever. If they had been allowed to finish making the game it would have been incredible rather than merely awesome.

 

[Xanikk999]

Square-Enix:

You have amazing touching dialogue, storyline, and cutscenes. But the game is released in Japan one year before it ships to the U.S.

And you have additional Features if you buy it in the U.S. (Final fantasy 7 for example)

 

[Eukaryote]

Me: would never happen, and the Jaguar in civ 4 would be useful, as would the F-15 in civ 3. The Japenese would be able to choose between using the Samerai and the Kamakazie. The U.S. could choose between using the F-15 and the Navy Seals. Three new civs would be added, Canada, Hungary, and The Philipiens.

 

[Yuri2356]

John Carpenter: Every battle would be very dark, gorry, or drawn out for nearly six minutes. The critics would hate it initially, but it would bcomes a cult favorite a few years later.

 

[puglover]

Exactly


I HATE how they ruined KOTOR2!!!!

KOTOR2 is one of my absolute favorite games of all time (course, I've never played the first )

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Perfection: Is there any unit that isn't a Giant Death Robot?

 

[Midwinter]

Richard Garriott: you can actually bake bread, and you gain in techs\population\cities only through following the Virtues of Truth, Love and Courage. You could manipulate damn near everything in earlier games, but when it went 3D the world shrunk, massive anomalies crept in and gameplay got shot to hell.

 

[Kozmos]

Nanotech - Tiny Death Robots

 

[Perfection]

Perfection: Is there any unit that isn't a Giant Death Robot?

I made it quite clear in the thread that there isn't.

 

[ULTIMATEGP]

Disney-All the untis would be replaced by cute little animals with big eyes and when a battle happens wat would happen is one touches the defending unit and he falls over and runs away.

 

[Zuffox]

Disney-All the untis would be replaced by cute little animals with big eyes and when a battle happens wat would happen is one touches the defending unit and he falls over and runs away.

Don't forget the singing.

... oh, the singing...

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

The directors of teen sex comedies: Whenever you made peace with a country with a female leader, she would then take off all her clothes; enemy units would be defeated in the end by pushing them into a lake.

 

[Truronian]

The directors of teen sex comedies: Whenever you made peace with a country with a female leader, she would then take off all her clothes; enemy units would be defeated in the end by pushing them into a lake.

And of course when you win, all the enemy units would give you a slow clap.